Images via Facebook.com, Lux Magazine Portugal.
Of course, to untrained eyes, Cristiano Ronaldo’s new lady friend looks like your average Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition supermodel.
To all of us, though, we know what South African safari onesies really mean: Irina Shayk is after Yulia Voronin’s chavtastic crown.
So, it only seems fitting that Mrs. Voronin’s potential replacement commanded the flashbulbs in NYC earlier this week by way of bum-eating best friends, one-piece animal suits and teetering closed-toes Louboutins. If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em – right?
But the fussy outfit is not all.
If you’re time-rushed, you’ll be looking to skip to about 1.40 of the video, which is billed as a view at the Portugal NT pre-game prep, but it’s actually just Cristiano-cam. As it should be, really.
In between the first week of World Cup action, a few of the national squads took a football timeout to do good deeds (or, in Paolo Ferreira’s case, look cute while fending off jacket-eating wildlife.)
Hugo Lloris was just one of the seemingly less-than-enthused France NT players who visited the Dam Se Bos township last Sunday. Despite being chosen by the city of Knysna to help local residents inaugurate their new football pitch – a thank you for hosting the French and Danish national teams during the tournament - Andre-Pierre Gignac and a few other compatriots wore their longest faces during the day trip.