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Cristiano Ronaldo: Head Scratcher

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Just what exactly is Portugal’s Cristiano Ronaldo up to? Nit-picking? Brotherly-love expressed via head-flicking? A finger-tip massage technique we would (surprisingly) pass up? Answers on a postcard, pls.

Twitter Talk: Cristiano Ronaldo and Kaká

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Cristiano Ronaldo Kaka

We understand that shirtless a Ronaldo or a smiling-with-pornstache Kaká doesn’t make our footy reality a better place, but at least we’re attempting to fight the urge to swan dive into a gallon of mint choco chip ice cream. Image via @Cristiano.

Irina Shayk: Yulia Voronin 2.0?

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Images via Facebook.com, Lux Magazine Portugal.

Of course, to untrained eyes, Cristiano Ronaldo’s new lady friend looks like your average Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition supermodel.

To all of us, though, we know what South African safari onesies really mean: Irina Shayk is after Yulia Voronin’s chavtastic crown.

Ah, Yulia. We do so miss her. With a style slightly too excessive for normal folk, there was never a leopard outfit too spotted or a velvet tracksuit too crushed for this former worst dressed WAG.

So, it only seems fitting that Mrs. Voronin’s potential replacement commanded the flashbulbs in NYC earlier this week by way of bum-eating best friends, one-piece animal suits and teetering closed-toes Louboutins. If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em – right?

But the fussy outfit is not all.


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Cristiano Ronaldo: Change Room Table Totty

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If you’re time-rushed, you’ll be looking to skip to about 1.40 of the video, which is billed as a view at the Portugal NT pre-game prep, but it’s actually just Cristiano-cam. As it should be, really.

World Cup ‘Ballers On Breaks: South African Adventures

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Ferreira World Cup 2010

In between the first week of World Cup action, a few of the national squads took a football timeout to do good deeds (or, in Paolo Ferreira’s case, look cute while fending off jacket-eating wildlife.)

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World Cup 2010Hugo Lloris was just one of the  seemingly less-than-enthused France NT players who visited the Dam Se Bos township last Sunday. Despite being chosen by the city of Knysna to help local residents inaugurate their new football pitch – a thank you for hosting the French and Danish national teams during the tournament -  Andre-Pierre Gignac and a few other compatriots wore their longest faces during the day trip.

Why so?

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