Oh, how these product placement folks at Giorgio Armani are clever.
For example, in the above photo, we have no real idea what is for sale, but we will buy that chair, that curtain tie and also that well-maintained wood paneling. We will buy and buy until our credit cards beg for respite.
Because we want to believe, nay, must believe, that if we do, Portugal’s Cristiano Ronaldo will magically appear, flexed, buffed and ready to count his money with us until bedtime.
Manchester United’s Federico Macheda spent his weekend in Tuscany with his man-bag and a telephoto lens. Top that.
- Lots of good news for those who wish to permanently reside in Freestilettoland – two of footy’s hottest stars are now joining your fantasy island getaway:
David Beckham was transformed into a comic book character and the Cristiano Ronaldo wax figure is near completion. He will take his spot in Madame Tussauds Wax Musuem in London next to Steven Gerrard and Dbecks. No word on if they like ketchup or not. Images via Revistacuore.com.
- We weren’t surprised to hear that Kaka was voted as the most handsome player on his national team roster by Brazilians.
We know no one gives a shite about anything but the WC starting so why bother to pretend otherwise at work. Here’s a few options to help fill your midday entertainment void.
1. Brazil’s Robinho, Neymar and Ganso’s commercial for Seara
Set to the tune of “Single Ladies”. Need we say more?
Images via Getty Images Europe/AP Photos.
Oh, looky! It’s Real Madrid’s most bromantic buddies. Do tell, which World Cup physio training team are you on: Brazil or Portugal?
If you’re not keen on Ronaldo’s fatally fit levels of melanoma, may we suggest shielding your saintly skin with God’s disciple, Kaká.
Image via AP Photo/Portuguese Soccer Federation
Oh, the things boys will do in the name of World Cup training. Eg: The Portuguese NT felt it necessary to don camos and face paint and run around paint-balling. Whatevs. That’s their business. Our business: the image is providing us with massive LOLs this dozey holiday Monday.
Shame Ronaldo doesn’t feel the same way. We’re way into his pouty-unimpressed face and he seems to have given himself a little painttache too. Cute. Now we’re going back to the duvet.