Cristiano Ronaldo, the hot piece of walking mahogany from Portugal, isn’t shy when it comes to bragging about himself. Remember last year, when he advised that the reason everyone hates him is that he’s too goddamn rich and handsome for his own good?
Mario Gomez curses the deceptively flat bit of grass that caused him to miss an open goal. Luckily for Bayern, he made up for it later. Image: JOHN MACDOUGALL/AFP/Getty Images.
Last night, Cristiano Ronaldo’s poor performance vs. Bayern Munich was blamed on thieves who stole three pairs of his boots from the dressing room at the Allianz Arena prior to kick-off. Mesut Ozil and Karim Benzema also lost items in the heist but seemed less affected, seeking solace in each others arms when the trauma became to much to bear.
Ever the lone wolf, we can’t help but feel that if Cristiano was more familiar with the Kickette Code of Conduct, which basically requires an individual to habitually leave expensive footwear on public transport and in dumpsters on a night out, he would have coped with the situation more effectively.
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It’s time to talk about peplums, Kickettes.
Irina Shayk got into the spring trend spirit at a screening of The Hunger Games in NYC on Tuesday night. Her white peplum top and skirt combo (or dress?) was perfect for an early spring night and event appropriate. We haven’t always been able to say that about Ms. S.
On to the peplum. Along with neon hues and mint colored clothing and accessories, peplums are just about the hottest thing in fashion right now. In case you didn’t know, a peplum is the feminine little ruffle/overskirt you see adorning Shayk’s hips above.
How can it be worn, you ask? Let’s find out.
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Few players can elicit personal place trembles with a flash of their flesh quite like Cristiano Ronaldo. Truth be told, we’re forced to reject close up photos of his valuables on an hourly basis, simply because there are too many of them to publish without us becoming a totally Crispy-based blog.
But we’re feeling generous today and want our readers’ personal places to tremble by taking in two of our favourite Cristiano moments from recent weeks: a six pack shot supplied with assistance from Betis’ defender Nelson Augusto Tomar, and a glimpse of his show-stopping thighs by way of his hotpants from training.
See. Sigh. Share. It’s never not about the three S’s for us.
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Ricky van Wolfswinkel is the prettiest boy ever to have worn the green stripes of Sporting Lisbon.