Here’s a tip for next time: Taking penalty kicks shirtless improves accuracy.
Also good for concentration: removing whatsherface from your social diary.
(Warning- this link to whatsherface is boobylicious and hoochified).
Looks like things are still on for Cristiano Ronaldo and Nereida, then.
Either that or Cristiano really needs to trim that mustache.
We’re over it in terms of dealing with the possibility that C-Ron might really be in love this time around, and are spending our downtime wondering what specific skills Ms Gallardo is displaying/using/owning in order to keep everyone’s favourite bachelor playboy on lock.
Perhaps she’s a Wii bad ass? Maybe she makes a mean spag bol. That must be it. Right? Yes? Anyone?
They’ve officially gone public, C-Ron fans.
Cristiano Ronaldo and Nereida Gallardo headed arm in arm to La Vina in Alderley Edge last night.
Cristiano didn’t seem terribly thrilled to have the paparazzi on full click, but we’re sure he got over it by going home and having lots of sex. What a trooper.
Is this Cristiano Ronaldo’s new hottie of the month?
The tabloids are a buzz of late with tales of C-Ron and Nereida Gallardo making the magic happen. Nereida is a 24-year-old from Mallorca who has apparently been flying over to stay with Cristiano three times a week for fun and Ronaldo-flavoured festivities. Granted, the red top that is breaking this story is the NoTW, so reliability may not be a top priority on this, but let’s all play along anyway.
Nereida has been spotted in the stands sitting with Nuno, Cristiano’s cousin – who C-watchers mistakenly assumed were dating each other.
And thus, like the sands of the hour glass, the revolving door of ladies in Cristiano’s life continues. Buh bye, Carolina Patrocinio, we barely knew ye, nor care about ye.
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