… at the Ricky Martin concert in Lisbon.
So many questions, dear readers. So many questions.
But none we want answered. Not when we’re sober, anyway.
Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLoughlin have been holidaying in Vegas. Reported activities include: drinking, sleeping, pool drinking and sleeping, gambling and possibly cuddling, if these attached photos haven’t been doctored.
Within this busy schedule, Wayne found the time to drop in on the Ricky Hatton vs someone else boxing match on Saturday night. Looking at this photo, we started thinking how much better suited Wayne Rooney would be to another career. If you went by sheer looks alone, surely Mr. R would be laying some good bricks whilst swearing like a trooper and whistling at women walking past the scaffolding where he stood, eating a bag of cheese and onion crisps listening to Kiss FM. Or, he would be a boxer – and a mean one at that.
Cristiano was in Madiera for the CR7 fashion show. The stern looking gal is his sister, Elma, who heads up the label/shop in Funchal whilst Cristiano hits the pitch and/or polishes his yellow leather blazer.
We’re just the messenger. Do not shoot, maim or threaten to shoot or maim the messenger. We’re looking at you, loyal Cristiano and Cannavaro fans.
The results for round one of the Tuesday Thigh Off are in, and it’s Frank Lampard moving through.
Congratulations to you and your short shorts Frankie boy. And thanks to everyone who left comments and emailed your votes. Round two up later today.
We’re about to close the first round of our Tuesday Thigh-Off comp, so get your final votes into the comments section whilst you still can.
Who will come out on top? Right now Frank Lampard is head, shoulders and thighs ahead of the competitors, Fabs Cannavaro and C-Ron.
Next round entrants up Tues.