'Denmark' Category

Nicklas Bendtner: Precious Things


Image: AP Photo/Michael Probst.

Usually we love us some Nicky Bendtner – you know we do.

Usually, we have love for Nicky “No Pants” for the obvious reasons (general hotness, thighs of thunder, etc) and not so obvious reasons (tabloid consistency, designer gear and all around drinking professionalism). But there comes a point when we have to say, Stop.The.Madness.

We’ve been here before and didn’t believe it then, but low and behold, Bendy’s first jewellery collection – “N3″ – has become a reality. And it’s working our last Thursday afternoon nerve.

Have a look for yourself in our gallery section that’s nearly fixed (Hoo-rah!) and give us your thoughts. Does the ‘sparkly’ offset the random nature of Nicky’s latest project? Or are you going to have to schedule extra thigh-staring time into your already busy schedule, just to get over the gem shock?

Injury Update: The Rise Of The Replacements


Images: AFP/Getty.

Even more players are crocked since we last touched this topic, so this is the last time we’re going to touch it (yes, really).

We’ll give you the names of players recently injured in action, as well as the names of their replacements, and we ask that you tell us who you think is hotter. Simple as that.


Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet



- Reader Nathalia from Denmark wrote us two days ago with the above video and following explanation: “Nik & Jay, a pop duo from Denmark, is behind the official Euro 2012 song. Song was released a few weeks ago, but finally, finally they released the video as well. The Danish NT features.” Kickettes, we trust you’ll want to personally thank your fellow soldier girl once you watch the series of Daniel Agger events between 0:37 and 0:50.


International Friendly Results: Fearing For The Future?


Denmark to beat Brazil. Then this happened. Image: JOHANNES EISELE/AFP/GettyImages.

Judging from some of the upsets the big boys experienced over the weekend, Euro 2012 could well be won by a late entrant – i.e. three Kickette staffers, two of their pets and a cab driver from London named Steve.


Bajram Fetai: Black & White Baby Steps


Image: Facebook.

Goodness,  Lyngby BK footballer (Danish Superliga) Bajram Fetai’s got a whole ‘lotta fashionable sex appeal going on in this photo. Not to mention a varied selection of transportation devices and a briefcase.

Apart from the fact that he’s obviously indecisive, we and Wikipedia possess little background knowledge of Mr Fetai. We do know he has a ‘brother from another mother’, Mikkel Thygesen (who’s obviously got the abs situ under control), but that’s about it. And honestly, we prefer to keep things that way for now due to our commitment issues.

You see, dear readers, while you may think we spend every waking hour scheming ways to trap our favourite hotties into marriage, we’re actually quite happy being autonomous (i.e. stinking drunk) and independent (i.e. flirting like insanos with cute guys in suits). So before we go slotting Baj (or his ‘bro) into our Kickette homepage rotation, we really need to see more of wherever this photo came from.

If only we could get hold of that briefcase.