'Denmark' Category

Danish NT: Applying Pressure In The Wrong Areas


Oh come on. This is a blatant opportunity for a crotch grab and you know it. Image: Paul Gilham/Getty Images.

EURO 2012 news is coming at us from all angles and we’re welcoming it with open arms and jumpy claps.

The tournament topic of the day today focuses on the Danish FA, who have banned players from using Twitter throughout this summer’s competition.

First, what fun is that?!

Secondly, in our humblest of opinions, the Danish FA need to figure out how to prevent players from rioting in the team hotel and demanding snacks with menaces instead of ruining the Kickette Army’s chances of joining the team’s “open mic nights” via the social network.

But to each his/her own.

Midweek Results: Unusual Sightings


A great goalkeeper who’s also useful in a crisis. Oh Joey, as if we didn’t love you enough already.

This post contains some scenes you may find disturbing.

A lot of them involve hair.


Nicklas Bendtner Is Trying To Get Back Into Our Good Graces…


Caroline Fleming Rory ex new dad jewellery line collection jewelry

Image via Yfrog. Cheers for the spot, N!

…and it’s working.

Representing for the backwards cap and shirtless crew, Nicky B’s spotty driving record suddenly became inconsequential after we caught sight of his hip dips (and medium sized jacuzzi tub). We certainly approve of how low his bottoms reside in relation to his midsection.

Kickettes, which is greater in the grand scheme of dating: Bendtner’s six pack or his inability to drive you to dinner?

Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet


Images: EkstraBladet.dk.

Top of the morning to ya, Kickettes!

Hope you had a nice weekend filled with treats of the alcoholic and ‘baller varieties.


Anders Lindegaard & Missé Beqiri: Dating Or Just Digitally Dabbling?


Image: Sporten.dk.

This is Missé Beqiri and these are her extremely not safe for work “girls”. We’re particularly impressed by her ability to smoke a cigarette with one hand and no bra.

If those perky things didnt get your attention maybe this will: she’s a Swedish model who is said to be dating Manchester United’s Danish backdoor bad boy keeper, Anders Lindegaard.

As far as we can tell, Missé doesn’t seem to have the same loose morals and questionable standards that we often look for in WAGs or strive to possess ourselves. That’s without taking into account her plethora of nudie shots and the inevitable paralysis of our pupils had we actually looked through her nipples’ entire portfolio, though.