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Good Week/Bad Week: Buffoonery & Bitchfacing

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Don’t be misled, people. Despite Marco Borriello’s innovative approach to legwear, Roma’s Christmas party was not fancy dress. Luckily, other players performed marginally better in the fash stakes, as you can see here. Image via tumblr.

The party spirit has certainly overwhelmed Marco Borriello in this photo, and we must confess to spending a little too much time practicing for our own ‘do this week, too. This was despite David Villa’s busted leg, Nico Kranjcar’s attempt at hobo-chic and Guti’s experiments in facial hair ruining everyone’s good mood.

Heaven knows what next week will bring.

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Midweek Results: Hot Boys & Hobo Chic

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Presumably there will be consequences for Robbie Keane failing to return to LA Galaxy to prepare for the MLS Cup game on Sunday. We doubt he gives a crap, though. Image: Laurence Griffiths/Getty Images.

A bumper edition of results for you today, including the odd sneaky reference to games we *may* have neglected to cover at the weekend.

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Quiet Riot: Nicklas Bendtner & Daniel Agger, Denmark NT

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The ‘drunken rampage’ is a concept we’re fairly familiar with in the Kickette office, although we generally refer to it as ‘arriving for work’, ‘leaving work’ or the ‘editorial meeting’. But it appears that if you are an internationally renowned footballer, such things are rather frowned upon.

Who knew?

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Weekend Results: Lunacy & Lessons Learned

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Wow. JT’s only been benched for a game and already Frank has found a new BFF. Will his former bezzie cope? Image:¬†Alex Livesey/Getty Images Europe.

Bad news. Due to a series of unexpected international friendly results at the weekend, the ‘Kickette Betting for Beverages’ budget has taken a massive hit.

That means that today’s editorial meeting will be fuelled by coffee. Not the morning mimosa mayhem we rely on.

We’re not optimistic as to the quality of our output today.

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Midweek Results: Joy, Heartbreak & Retinal Shock

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Adil Rami ‘fights’ for the ball with Bosnia and Herzegovina’s Edin Dzeko.

Yup, it’s gone on forever. But last night, the final round of games in the group qualification stages of Euro 2012 were played. Hopes were crushed. Hearts soared. And Andriy Arshavin took his shirt off.

All were great to watch. Except maybe the last thing.

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