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We have nothing to say.
Oh, wait. Maybe a couple of things…
Footy stars buying their own produce? It’s normally a ‘do’, dear readers. You know, Celebs! They’re just like us! and all that good stuff.
But David Beckham and other footy stars of his calibre buying their own produce whilst wearing socks with sandals?
It’s a definite do-not-pass-go-and-give-us-the-100-quid-you’ve-wrongly-collected ‘don’t’.
There are so many fashion fails in this photo of the German NT et al arriving back in Frankfurt, we can barely lift our glasses for a refreshing drop of Tequila. Got a fave amongst Lena Gercke’s sneaker/tights combo, Sami’s hat or the luggage’s heinous colour scheme?
Please? So we don’t have to?
If you can’t deal, read about the Arsenal forward struggling to keep ventilated by his ripped jeans during a hotel lobby run-in with Russian fans after his squad’s shock 1-0 defeat by Greece.
Or, try skimming this “not agreed upon” by Andrey himself but posted anyway on his “new official” site’s text that further slates national team supporters as well as calls a football pundit out for being overly critical of the Russian captain.
We have a renewed sense of faith and confidence in England’s squad going into today’s Group D match and it has everything to do with this French trio’s use of Pampers diapers as vests.