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Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

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Top of the morning to ya, Kickettes!

Hope you had a nice weekend filled with treats of the alcoholic and ‘baller varieties.

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Dressed At Gunpoint: Bafetimbi Gomis, Lyon

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The puffy jacket. The slightly askew Yankees cap. The denim nappy. We hope this guy was dressed at gunpoint. Image via Bafe’s facebook page.

If you’re going to post images of yourself on popular social networking sites, it’s best you don’t accompany each picture with the caption ‘Look Of The Day‘. This just encourages people with nothing better to do to mock you, even if they think you’re quite cool and may even fancy you a bit.

Sorry, Bafe, but it’s best you learn this about us now so you’re not disappointed when, after we begin dating, we steal all your clothes and burn them.

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The Monday Mmm… Wha?: Michael Essien, Chelsea

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Image: Bryn Lennon/Getty Images Europe.

We’re really feeling Michael Essien getting into the spirit of things at the Ladbrokes.com World Darts Championship.

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Good Week/Bad Week: Buffoonery & Bitchfacing

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Don’t be misled, people. Despite Marco Borriello’s innovative approach to legwear, Roma’s Christmas party was not fancy dress. Luckily, other players performed marginally better in the fash stakes, as you can see here. Image via tumblr.

The party spirit has certainly overwhelmed Marco Borriello in this photo, and we must confess to spending a little too much time practicing for our own ‘do this week, too. This was despite David Villa’s busted leg, Nico Kranjcar’s attempt at hobo-chic and Guti’s experiments in facial hair ruining everyone’s good mood.

Heaven knows what next week will bring.

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Guti & Romina Belluscio: Facial Follicle Follies

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Guti, his girlfriend Romina Belluscio and ‘exciting’ new face fungus attended the Madrid premiere of ‘Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol’ last night. Images: Carlos Alvarez/Getty Images Europe, PacificCoastNews.com.

It isn’t so much the actual growing of the beard that’s bothering us here. Seriously, recent events have left us immune to this kind of wanton provocation, and we stopped wailing over Guti’s myriad sartorial fails a long time ago.

It’s just that last time a blond beard forced itself into our consciousness, it looked like this (left). We reserve the right to be nervous and scared.