Our match viewing beer/spritzer/liquor goggles, caught in still frame.
Yowser, yesterday’s games were doozies, weren’t they Kickettes?
Wayne Rooney scored in his triumphant return from suspension, John Terry saved the day for England (which the referees’ chief later said should’ve been a goal) and Shevchenko’s 20 minute cameo failed to give us a good glimpse of his yummy tummy.
We also caught Ibrahimovic’s stellar strike and bicep(s) flex.
A footy-free evening is upon us and we plan on recharging the hell out of our internal batteries. You?
Image: Shaun Botterill/Getty Images Europe.
Some mid-sections are never concerned with being caught unawares, Kickettes.
Here’s a “we came to get down” selection of them from all this weekend’s matches.
Image: Claudio Villa/Getty Images.
We might spend our time pretending that the world consists only of hot footballers, their lovely partners, ridiculous cars and the odd llama, but sometimes, shit happens.
Let’s just get the latest crappy news out of the way now so we can press on with the pretty and/or woolly.
Sailing cheerily over the waves of misery the rest of the press are drowning in, we only pretend to understand stuff like dodgy defensive play and wasted possession. Why should we bother to rehash the mechanics of a straightforward draw when we can wonder aloud whether Sami Nasri’s “ssshhh” gesture was aimed at us because we laughed at his pants?
A gallery featuring our POV of France’s 1-1 draw with En-ger-land is being prepared as we write, but don’t cut off oxygen to your brains anytime soon. The gallery software we’re grappling with still hates us y’see, and the feeling is rapidly becoming mututal.
Mesut offers his thoughts on the Euro crisis to German Chancellor Angela Merkel. Images via facebook, Scott Heavey/Getty Images.
Grab a cream puff and settle down for a sightseeing tour of this week’s hits and misses, dear readers.
You needn’t be picky; any stale, calorific cream puff will do.