We didn’t watch most of Tuesday’s Brit Awards – mainly because we’re not fans of the show for the same reasons as Joey Barton – but we managed to tune in just as Cesc Fabregas was muttering his way through Ed Sheeran’s name.
It was more than cute, Kickettes. So was his hair cut.
For those wondering, it’s not clear if Sex (or Seb, depending on your sources)…
walked the red carpet or not. If he did, we’ll find those photos and spam you with them later. UPDATE: It’s clear, and he walked it with Daniella Semaan in tow.
Someone who was on the red carpet that we feel obliged to mention: Abbey Clancy Crouch. No matter how hard she tries to deny, something funky is going on with her inflatable trout pout. Ya heard?
Playground night club at the Liverpool Hilton Hotel is open for business, Kickettes. Start planning your stalking/ mini-skirt schedule now chicks ‘cos this place is bound to be a ‘ballers-and-bubbly sure thing this Spring.
Anyhoo, representing for the loved up crowd at Liverpool designer Tony Burke’s (one half of the Philip Armstrong label) was Andy Carroll and his girlfriend, as well as Djibril Cisse and wife Jude. The always-ready paparazzi also did their best to get most of England’s top WAGs from their very best angles, including Abbey Crouch, Coleen Rooney and Alex Gerrard.
Discard your sensible trousers and shirts lacking in leather panels, fellas. This is the look.
The intrepid gentlemen (and ladies) at British GQ threw us for a loop yesterday morning when they announced their annual list of Britain’s 50 Best Dressed Men. Sure, the obvious choice to represent all of ‘ballerdom was there and we would’ve been perfectly satisfied if they left it at that.
They didn’t. And their selection for the runner up had us checking our Twinings for hallucinogens.