Sadly, we didn’t make all of them public and now can’t say “nyah, nyah told you so.”
We will now exclusively reveal the contents of Danielle Lineker’s bun: Not a sock, but money. Lots and lots of retired footballer turned pundit money. Images: PacificCoastNews.com.
The referee wasn’t the only one to disbelieve the weather reports in Warsaw. Image: Michael Regan/Getty Images Europe.
Just to confirm, we weren’t in charge at the Polish National Stadium last night, we weren’t responsible for rendering the retractable roof inoperable and that wasn’t one of our man slaves in a ref costume bumbling about pointlessly in the resulting swamp.
Although you would be forgiven for thinking it was, given the level of incompetence on display.