When it’s good, it’s really, really good.
When it’s bad, we just can’t be arsed with it, frankly.
If only we could see into the future, Kickettes.
Not only might the terrifying vision of what we’re going to look like in ten years if we carry on living like this scare us into the odd early night, but we could totally figure out where we’re going to leave our shoes at the weekend.
Come on, you abs! Er, players.
After hearing the news that Theo Walcott, John Terry and Ashley Cole won’t be featuring tonight against Ukraine, we’ll be wearing black for the rest of the day.
How did you celebrate the international break? Jumpy claps? Piggy back racing? Provocative hair mussing? Or just simply perving at any hint of manflesh that may or may not have manifested itself?
We had a crack at all of them. With varying degrees of success, it must be said.
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