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Courtney Meppen-Walter: Driving School Success Story?

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Image: Rochdale Driving School. H/T Popbitch.

On Rochdale Driving School’s website, a few of its brightest students – along with their achievements – are showcased as a testament to its “great value driving lessons”. If you scroll to the fifth satisfied customer down, you might even recognise Manchester City’s Courtney Meppen-Walter standing in front one of the Vauxhall Corsas the school has in its fleet. He, like others, is commended for passing his driving test on his first try.

Mr Meppen-Walter was arrested by police on Saturday night for suspicion of causing death via dangerous driving.

For the sake of the loved ones who tragically passed, Rochdale may want to reconsider striking Courtney from their “top quality tuition for just £15 per hour” hall of fame. Just a thought.

Well Crafted: Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain’s Dimples, Biceps

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He makes us smile for reasons we can’t succinctly summarise. Image: Michael Regan/Getty Images Europe.

Archie O’Hara Throws Down The Temper Tantrum Gauntlet At The May Fair Hotel

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Jamie O’Hara and Danielle Lloyd’s insanely adorable son Archie was caught disturbing the peace at the five star London establishment on Saturday.

Respect.

Emmanuel Adebayor: Crimes Against Fashion Captain

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Emmanuel Adebayor enjoyed a night at the Rose Club in Mayfair, London, UK Sunday evening. He was driven to and fro in his Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe by a friend. Must be nice.

Opportunity Knocks: Are You The Next Sara Carbonero?

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Are you a Kickette Cadet with worldly interests way beyond your 12-16 years? If so, why not take the opportunity to make some use of your energy instead of wasting it perving over hot boys?

The FA WSL (Women’s Super League) are working with ESPN to find the next generation of TV sports reporter. All you have to do is make and upload an original, single-camera 60-second video report on a recent sport event to your own YouTube account and then visit www.fawsl.com to find out how to submit the URL.

Presumably it needs to be a proper sports report, and not badly filmed outburst of a drunken Kickette staffer crying into her beverage because Sergio Ramos will never love her. There’s a reason why we’re here writing this and not presenting for a living, if you haven’t caught on by now.

And remember, if you’re really good, you might get to follow in the footsteps of Sara Carbonero (or Rebecca Lowe). We all know what happens to her after major sporting events, so good luck!

We swear no one paid us to write this; we genuinely want to see one of our readers ascend to presenter greatness (mainly because we’re wildly competitive and loathe losing, but still). Image: © PA Photos.