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Emmanuel Adebayor: Crimes Against Fashion Captain

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Emmanuel Adebayor enjoyed a night at the Rose Club in Mayfair, London, UK Sunday evening. He was driven to and fro in his Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe by a friend. Must be nice.

Weekend Preview: Watch This, Sleep Through That

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Sometimes, it’s the little things that make life worth living, isn’t it? Image: AFP/Getty Images.

The Bundesliga starts this weekend. Fingers crossed Mario Gotze wins his fitness battle in time. For everyone’s sake.

Anywho, here’s our slightly irreverent list of weekend predictions.

What are yours, Kickettes?

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Good Week/Bad Week: Thighs, Sighs & Other Guys

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#welcomebasti #nowtakeyourpantsoff

It’s Friday! In between planning our weekends, panicking about our hair and looking at pictures of Prince Harry in the nude, we wrote this for you.

There may be typos. We’ve burned our eyes on the scandal of it all.

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Well Suited: Edin Dzeko

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Image: Tumblr.

Wait – don’t panic. Edin Dzeko did not get married without telling any of us first. His sister Merima did, though, recently tying the knot with her Bosnian singer-boyfriend, Mirza Soljanin.

About Mr Dzeko’s appearance in this wonderfully candid wedding day pic, we are filled with a deep sense of dislike for his sideburns (if we can even call them that?), but we love, love, love the black and white leisure look that fits him like a very expensive dream.

John Terry: Down, But Not Out

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Turn that agonising frown upside down, JT! After all, your team won in the end, didn’t they?

Although, a tip for next time: ’tis best to seek medical attention whilst shirtless. It’ll relieve any immediate pain and suffering. Guaranteed.