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Weekend Results: The More Things Change…

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After scoring, Dahveeed removed his shirt to reveal a tee with a picture of his fam and the slogan ‘Impossible Without You’. Some of the Kickette staff are still in a sugar coma. Image: REUTERS/Gustau Nacarino.

Manlove. Tear-y bubba moments. Nudity. Poor decision making. Mou.

OMG, it’s back, Kickettes. All of it.

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Ellie Jenas: Gabbing About Grooming

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Image: TheGroomingGuide.com.

Those of you with real lives may have missed skimming the recent Q&A between The Grooming Guide and Mrs Jermaine Jenas. Rest assured though, you didn’t miss much.

Ellie’s look and style may be glamour modeliscious, but she did impart two fundamental but oft-forgotten pearls of wisdom for the fellas. Including, “Guys should never over gel their hair and stick it down to their foreheads” and “no woman likes a man to have smelly breath.” Preach it, girl.

But let us get to the point. When asked if her Tottenham Hotspur-playing husband ever uses any of her female-oriented goods, Ellie replied:

“Yes he borrows my makeup removal wipes sometimes if he wants to cleanse his face.”

Unless you weren’t aware of the bun in Ellie’s oven – the couple’s first child together is due later this year, they recently announced – then like we said, you didn’t miss much.

The Friday Fit: Jack Rodwell

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Related: Davide Moyes Insists Jack Rodwell Deal To Manchester City Was Right For Everton. Image: Paul Thomas/Getty Images.

Good Week/Bad Week: Sobriety & Strokable Statues

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Image: Getty Images For H&M.

We know, we know.

So much has been happening in the world of football and we’ve posting items as frequently as, well, as very backasswards neglectful blog posterettes would’ve done.

Funny that.

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Adam Johnson & Stacey Flounders: Supermarket Sweethearts

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Short but necessary style poll, dear readers.

Do you Ugg with pride in the summer time like Adam Johnson’s girlfriend, Stacey? Or do you cringe, judge and shudder at the thought, let alone the wooly foldover adornment?