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Why is the state of Alex Song’s hair “don’t” not coming up in any relevant discussions? Across the web you can read about conspiracy transfer theories, this past weekend’s results and how to spot a knock off handbag. Yet nary a single person or pundit is (correctly) questioning what in the world was happening on the head of still-sizzling-in-spite-of-the-poorly-designed-and/or-executed do, Alex, at his official Barcelona presentation earlier today.
Kickettes, clearly the ownness falls on you to discuss. Do us proud, please.
And on a more serious note: Arsenal fans, is the 2012/13 football season breaking your heart faster than you can say “chewing gum on my Louboutins”?
After scoring, Dahveeed removed his shirt to reveal a tee with a picture of his fam and the slogan ‘Impossible Without You’. Some of the Kickette staff are still in a sugar coma. Image: REUTERS/Gustau Nacarino.
Manlove. Tear-y bubba moments. Nudity. Poor decision making. Mou.
OMG, it’s back, Kickettes. All of it.
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Those of you with real lives may have missed skimming the recent Q&A between The Grooming Guide and Mrs Jermaine Jenas. Rest assured though, you didn’t miss much.
Ellie’s look and style may be glamour modeliscious, but she did impart two fundamental but oft-forgotten pearls of wisdom for the fellas. Including, “Guys should never over gel their hair and stick it down to their foreheads” and “no woman likes a man to have smelly breath.” Preach it, girl.
But let us get to the point. When asked if her Tottenham Hotspur-playing husband ever uses any of her female-oriented goods, Ellie replied:
“Yes he borrows my makeup removal wipes sometimes if he wants to cleanse his face.”
Unless you weren’t aware of the bun in Ellie’s oven – the couple’s first child together is due later this year, they recently announced – then like we said, you didn’t miss much.
Image: Getty Images For H&M.
We know, we know.
So much has been happening in the world of football and we’ve posting items as frequently as, well, as very backasswards neglectful blog posterettes would’ve done.
Funny that.
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Why is the state of Alex Song’s hair “don’t” not coming up in any relevant discussions? Across the web you can read about conspiracy transfer theories, this past weekend’s results and how to spot a knock off handbag. Yet nary a single person or pundit is (correctly) questioning what in the world was happening on the head of still-sizzling-in-spite-of-the-poorly-designed-and/or-executed do, Alex, at his official Barcelona presentation earlier today.
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