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Andrey Arshavin: Little Man, Big Gun

Every now and then, we browse the always LOLworthy Arsenal star’s website; it never fails to provide us with photographic goodness. Please note: real men shun ear protection and use their tongues when holding a big… gun. That sounds deliciously dirty, doesn’t it?

Mikel Arteta: Protective Papa

We see you seeing us, Mikel. We’re going to hazard a guess you would prefer to unpack your baby son’s stroller with wifey in private. Sadly, that’s just not how we roll. You look hot when you’re angry, btw. Please don’t call the police. We’ll leave now.

Travel Totty: Joe Hart v Micah Richards

Two of our favourite Manchester City boys headed through the airport arrivals lounge this weekend. Let’s judge them and their style choices, shall we?

Joe Hart: we love his dedication to keeping the Louis Vuitton protected in plastic from any airborne germs, viruses or human hands; have always liked the Nike ninjas on boys and think he’s the only one in the entire country who can wear a cap sideways and not make us stabby.

Micah Richards: since we know what this man is packing under those clothes, it’s hard to remain impartial, but we love MR’s laid back look; highly approve of his Louis V in Damier Graphite case, and like the choice of sneaks. He gets our vote for today.

Who’s your pick for best traveling totty, Kickettes?

Torres In Training: Further Proof We Make Bad Career Choices

Lord knows we don’t feel like working today, so in the name of half-arsed news reportage (literally), here’s Fernando Torres getting jabbed in the bottom whilst glute training.

We’re off to the job centre. We are more than qualified to poke Nando’s butt cheeks for pay, thank you very much.

Thanks C!

Joe Cole: Some Lucky iPad Has A New Owner

Liverpool’s Joe Cole has just bought an iPad! Yes, this qualifies as news. Have you joined all the other sheep at the Apple store and picked up yours yet, Kickettes?