Victor Anichebe: Louis Vuitton Manbag Fan
Seen out in Liverpool’s city centre on April 18, we dutifully report that Everton striker Victor Anichebe slings his LV manbag to the right.
Welcome to the club, Vic. And keep up the quality side-eye work.
'English Premier League' Category
Weekend Results: A Tad Short On Skin
Having spent the weekend biting our nails over as yet undecided leagues, compiling the F5 results and giving ourselves the Jaffa Cakes shakes, things are a bit tense at Kickette HQ. We won’t deny it. Punches Words have been exchanged. Handbags have been thrown. Hip dips have been cried over.
In this kind of situation, usual advice would be to evacuate the area while the riot squad move in, but it’s way too late for that. Ladies, grab yourself a bucket of espresso, a nail file and a fistful of Inter Milan’s Marko Arnautovic (above) and follow us over the jump for more.
Psst. Better get out of the way, Marko, or we’ll consume you and your provocative little tummy like so much chocolate cake.
Wayne Rooney Wins PFA Player Of The Year
See Wayne’s side-eye? That’s because someone asked if he would pass the salt. Leave him alone, damn it, he’s the bloody PFA Player Of The Season! Yeesh. Anyhoo, let’s all give up a massive congratulations to the Manchester United star player for an amazing season’s work. Now please, Roo: take your vitamins and magic fixey pills so you can be better before the World Cup starts? Merci.
Frank Lampard: Lip Smackin’ Street Swagger
After taking his sweetie for a cup of whothehellcares at Starbucks yesterday, Frank Lampard hit his stride on the London streets.
This whole thing just works. And don’t even bother fighting us on this one.
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