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Alex and Steven Gerrard: Smiling On The High Street

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Love is… walking the streets with someone wearing clogs and still having a smile on your face.

Golden Rule: Roque Santa Cruz, Manchester City

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Exhausted from taking a sponsored walk around the Manchester City stadium in support of the Sport Relief efforts, Roque Santa Cruz looks as though he is in dire need of some fast and effective muscle relief. Which Kickette is game for alleviating his all-over aches and pains with a neck rub?

Don’t forget to handle his mandible with a good tongue exercise, too. It is a muscle after all.

The Tuesday Torso: Glen Johnson, Liverpool

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Kickette Catch Up: Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

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Saturday

Fernando Torres, the man that put the “phroar” in freckles, turned 26 this weekend. In honour of the sexy Spaniard’s big day, let’s all take a moment to reflect on what colour highlights we prefer with our Nando. We call these, “sunshine dreams”.  Happy birthday, Fern, and here’s wishing you a fantabulous year full of good hair days and epic bitchfaces. Nub nu!

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Weekend Results: Good For You?

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Glad to see that magic lamp we invested in has granted our ‘more ballers flashing the flesh’ wish.

We’ve been revelling in the glory of Didier Drogba and his muscle groups all day.  ‘Nando Torres proved that less can be more, and when we found this video of Cesc Fabregas it felt like Christmas, birthdays and London Fashion Week all rolled into one.

Let’s check in on the pitch ‘n bitch action from this weekend:

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