Through a 5 minute Google search, we were able to discover what is being touted as Joe Cole’s “official Web site”. Roughly 30 seconds later we hit the panic button because we thought our eyes were failing us. Then, the weight of the words attributed to J. Cole sank in.
In the above screen shot, you’ll see Cole’s supposed “bros before hoes” shout-out to the teammate who routinely cheated on his pop-star wife.
UPDATE: For those e-mailing us, we’re not sure about what levels of photoshop trickery may have been used, if any, in the above pic.
While you take a moment to admire Luis Figo’s manly backpack (it belongs to his daughter), please do enjoy a few bits of news and goss.
-Speaking of pink bags, the Spoiler have published their list of top ten metrosexual ‘ballers. We can’t help but think it’s missing the king of man-bags and poker-straight locks, a certain Mr Ramos.
-Metrosexual stylings not your thing? Xabi Alonso’s Esquire cover shot should solve that. We’re getting a little worried about the current Spanish trend for dodgy beards though…
-We’re going to assume Cheryl Cole’s feedback mic/monitor/auto-tuner was having a bad day during this live performance of Parachutes.
-In other Chezza news, she’s flaunting her single girl status. We approve.
-Inter’s Francesco Toldo got more than big balls; he’s got a big mouth too. [via UF.com]
-We want a peek in Coleen Rooney’s Selfridges bag!
-Lionel Messi is one RAMO (rich-ass-mo-fo). He’s just knocked Becks off the top of the footy rich list.
-Wow. Charlie Davies is back in training. Hella impressive.
-More Andrey Arshavin webchat insanity. It’s him or Robbie Savage for Internet LOL-King of 2010, that’s for sure.
Love is… walking the streets with someone wearing clogs and still having a smile on your face.
Exhausted from taking a sponsored walk around the Manchester City stadium in support of the Sport Relief efforts, Roque Santa Cruz looks as though he is in dire need of some fast and effective muscle relief. Which Kickette is game for alleviating his all-over aches and pains with a neck rub?
Don’t forget to handle his mandible with a good tongue exercise, too. It is a muscle after all.