Images via twitter, MEHDI TAAMALLAH/AFP/GettyImages.
So Eden’s baby bro (above right) has just signed for the European Champions as well. Nice pullin’ pants, Thorgy!
This is obviously great news for fans of our ‘Survival of the Hottest‘ posts, so lets get down to those important questions right away.
Great news for those with a vested interest in stalking sleepy ‘ballers like Frazier Campbell: Martin O’Neill intends to keep David Meyler at Sunderland regardless of the interest the player has attracted from some Championship clubs.
Viva la pic snapping whilst snoring!
Arsenal are currently touring and hot tubbing in Asia for preseason. Image: AP Photo/Lai Seng Sin.
Putting a query from Goal.com’s Shane Evans to our people, Kickettes, should we do a daily posting on players stretching in awkward, hot or intriguing positions?
For reference, evidence of what we can turn up with include this, this and Dimitar Berbatov on his back.
Andy Carroll has reportedly been told by Liverpool FC that he is no longer part of their plans.
That”s ok, though. Having seen these pics of the big front man (ahem), we have spent the morning assembling our own plans for him.
And we can assure you, not one of those plans involves a body board or his girlfriend. Soz, Stace.
UPDATE 1: These pics are old, as @SianMacalarny pointed out to us. Whatever. They’re still glorious. UPDATE 2: These pics crashed our servers (so maybe they’re new to others as well), but we’re good as gold now. If problems persist for you, drop us a line.
Your eyes are about to become the widest they’ve ever been, Kickettes. That bum in the background right there? Belongs to one of our finest five members, Olivier Giroud.
Beware: really, wowser-y, X-rated photos are safely tucked away in this photo gallery if you’re so inclined.
Also: this explicit video (on a NSFW site) of the new Arsenal footballer (hubba hubba oh right!) is like a thousand Christmas mornings.
Yoann must be so jelly right now while Mario Gotze and Michael Dawson, relieved.