Just don’t look at his belly button and you’ll be all good.
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Sure, it’s a tad random to see Frank Lampard in a red kit, but once you find out it’s a promo for Walkers it all makes sense. Lampsy and cheese & onion crisps? Is there anything better? Top nums.
Here’s another clip of Gary Lineker and Frank Lampard in the town of Sandwich.
Considering the reputations Manchester City’s Wayne Bridge and Shaun Wright-Phillips have, we’re quite sure simply they’re checking the weather report for Miami Beach and not planning a hardcore night of fun, frolicks and skankaliciousness.
Here’s a tip, lads: Denim has no place in the heat. Get to strippin’. (See the dudes behind you for inspiration.)
Colour us impressed: Burnley captain Clarke Carlisle popped up on Countdown last week. And he won. Twice.
Actually, we shouldn’t have been surprised; Carlisle already holds the title for Britain’s Brainiest Footballer and he described appearing on Countdown as a life long ambition.
(Is this guy really a footballer? Can someone check his ID, please?)
For those not in the know, Frank Lampard’s IQ is Mensa worthy, Aston Villa hottie Nigel Reo Coker has eleven GSCE’s, former Wigan star Arjan de Zeeuw has a degree in Medicine and Cesc Fabregas was having extra tuition in science and maths when he first moved to England.
He may bleed.
But you will never stop Fernando Torres’s ability to give good bitchface.
FYI, freckles are all accounted for.