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Weekend Results: On Bended Knees

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More of this is right this way, everybody.

Harry Redknapp returned to club coaching duties at QPR, Rafa Benitez was met with an emphatic few minutes of straight boos from the Blues’ fans and we fancied Fiorentina’s head GQMF in charge, Vincenzo Montella, for the first time.

To say it was a cracking weekend in footy would be an understatement, but how was it for you and yours? Are you a happy, sad or indifferent bunch of Kickettes this morning? Do you also need some chocolate therapy?

Regardless of whether your team won, lost or drew, we can all appreciate various players’ attempts to make everything better via up-short shots. They’re men with truly big hearts, who know what real fans need to keep their spirits soaring.

 

DILF Alert: Dimitar Berbatov & Victor Valdes Become Fathers

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Image: Twitter. H/T @InnaMUFC_Vettel@EmCardenas.

Dimitar Berbatov is a daddy again! The Fulham striker’s wife, Elena, gave a birth to baby girl yesterday in Bulgaria in the wee morning hours, the hospital where the WAG and baby were resting comfortably confirmed on bTV television. Name may or may not be Margarita, in honour of Dimi’s mother, whom Elena may or may not still have beef with.

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John Terry: Ball Check!

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See also: VdV’s self-adjustment style. Credit: Michael Steele/Getty Images Europe.

 

Everton FC: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

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We’ve seen Tim Howard and all he has to offer several times, but if you ever catch us complaining you have permission to take all of our Sergio away from us. Promise.

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Olivier Giroud: How To Cope With A ‘He Stinks’ Brand Of Hot

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There comes a time when reality gets territorial over your shameful lust for a particular ‘baller. In a universe made up of constant media coverage, diamante-clad hissy fits and skanks that lay in wait, somethings bound to give.

But when its his professional skillz that start to slip, the effects on your libido-ettes can be devastating. Truly.

A shortlist of suggestions for working through the differences that stand in the way of you and your current object of affection – which is one of the numerous services we aim to regularly provide for our beloved readers.

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