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Thomas Vermaelen: Warrior Master

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And we are his slaves. Unf.

Transfer Totty: The Ins, The Outs

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Image: ERIC FEFERBERG/AFP/GettyImages.

Ink suppliers in Napoli breathed a sigh of relief earlier this month, when top tattooed totty Ezekiel Lavezzi signed for Paris St Germain for a fee rumoured to be in the region of ¬£24m. PSG’s audacious plan to hoover up all the mad talent in Italy before anyone else notices continues apace, with Milan’s Thiago Silva agreeing a deal just last Saturday, and Zlatan Ibrahimovic rumoured to be on his way.

That would be a shot in the arm (not to mention a kick round the back of the head) for our Ligue 1 results round-up, no?

But wait. There’s more…

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Good Week/Bad Week: Beefcake, Anyone?

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Azkals’ Neil Etheridge. In need of intensive training, apparently. Image: stylenarratives.

Enough, Already: Phillippine Azkals manager Dan Palami has announced his boys are about to go into a five month intensive training programme to prepare for the AFF Suzuki Cup in November. For those of you unfamiliar with the Azkals, we mentioned them here, and their goalkeeper is an underwear model.

We’ll check in in a few months with you, boys, but honestly? We’re not seeing much room for improvement so far.

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The Friday Fit: Shinji Kagawa, Manchester United

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Image: ANDREW YATES/AFP/GettyImages.

So what you’re essentially saying is that over the next season, there’s a good chance that this cutie will feature upfront with Chicharito? Can you imagine the level of cuteness that will be unleashed on an unsuspecting public?

Dammit, Fergie. You’re good.

John Terry: Nothing More Than Sarcasm

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Images: Sky News.

If JT can use it as his defence, so can we.

And of all the front pages from this morning, the Chelsea captain looks the hottest on the Daily Express.

Coming in in a close second: the shadowy snap splashed across The Guardian’s cover.