Want to play in the Prem? Shop at Asda. Newcastle’s Gael Bigirimana swears by it [The Mirror].
Germany’s “most famous football couple” are officially set to divorce. Simone Ballack, Michael’s soon to be ex-wife, filed the paperwork in Bavaria late last week, though the couple has been separated since September 2011. [BILD]
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This face is in serious need of deciphering via captions, Kickettes.
Will you do the honours?
Image: Getty Images/Getty Images Europe. Serie A photos H/T @LaDiavolina.
In keeping with our promise to never write about real news like transfers, sports stats or the offside rule, we come bearing photo gallery gifts only today.
Gallery: The Prem In Pictures
Gallery: A Look At Some Spanish Studs
Gallery: Snapshots Of Serie A Stallions
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It’s been about five years since Steven Gerrard criticised El-Hadji Diouf in his autobiography, but based on what Diouf told L’Equipe in a recent interview, the two obviously haven’t reconciled nor are they sharing hair gel.