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LFC: Coming To A TV Near You?

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If the producers are out there and reading this, may we kindly request more of this man? Image: PAUL ELLIS/AFP/Getty Images.

They’re in eighth place in the table, have put that cringeworthy issue behind them and now they’ve got their own reality TV show. Life is good.

Liverpool’s six-part docudrama, “Our Lives: As Sexy Beasts” “Our Liverpool: Never Walk Alone,” will air this autumn in the U.S., Fox Soccer announced yesterday. The network also said it’s the first time cameras will be permitted in the squad’s changing room at Anfield, which is incorrect since we’ve snuck back there ourselves, mobile video and camera devices in hand, once or twice before.

We hear the United Kingdom is not considered important enough to deem a viewing, but that decision surely needs to be reversed come air time, dontcha think Kickettes?

Manchester City: Show Us You’re Witty

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Yuppers, it’s another Manchester City post. They’ve got a lot of creative energy to output, doncha know.

In this case, five first teamers were recruited by Umbro to help promote an initiative that involves fans in the club’s 2012/13 kit launch.

The usual: If you’re foreign and not ugly, you get a pass on making an effort (0:15 & 0:26). This doesn’t apply to footballers whose first language is English (0:17).

The unusual: Samir Nasri has a surprisingly sexy voice. Well, we think it’s him. It seems neither he, nor the guy helping him, are really sure. (0:35). He also fancies himself as a film director after he’s finished with football and pigs start flying (1:02).

The Mario Balotelli: boy’s got a crafty approach to being placed under extreme pressure: he asks to go home (0:52), then does (1:05). We admire this.

Gareth Bale: Fiesty Fingers & Flexed Forearms

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We wouldn’t mind if Gareth utilised his lower body’s muscles and veins in this manner more often. Image: REUTERS/Dylan Martinez.

Engaged: Luis Nani & Daniela Martins

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Manchester United Portuguese winger getting married

Corks are a poppin’ in the Nani household today after the Manchester United player announced he and his longtime Portuguese girlfriend, Daniela Martins, are getting married.

This may not come as a shock to those who saw the pap pics of Daniela browsing wedding dress racks in Manchester yesterday. While she left empty-handed – leaving the ceremoy’s level of blingtastic opulence a mystery – Miss Martins is guaranteed to be WAGtastically done up on her big day.

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Weekend Results: Chill. We Got This.

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We know for a fact that interrupting a person’s jumpy claps can have terrible psychological consequences. Poor Mesut. UPDATED IMAGE & PHOTOSHOP CREDIT: Kick TV’s Ryan F’ing Bailey girls and boys.

Apparently, Cristiano has La Liga covered. Anyone else make such bold claims this weekend?

Apart from Mesut Ozil’s sale shopping bags, obviously.

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