Theo Walcott & Nemanja Vidic: Not So Tiny Dancers
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Andy Carroll: Short Tent Stretching
Careful limbering up, luv. We don’t want you to hurt yourself or anyone else who is in close proximity to your pants. Image Credit: Clive Brunskill/Getty Images Europe.
Dressed At Gunpoint: Andrey Arshavin & John Carew
ASquared left Mayfair’s Colony Club Sunday night following his team’s win over Manchester United. He’s getting dangerously close to Guti’s closet.
We usually make an effort to be understanding of football players’ fashion choices, based on their lack of schooling and comprehension of social cues. Dressed At Gunpoint was a category conceived to gently prod the calamitously clothed to correct their wild ways, if you didn’t know.
Sadly, we are unable to extend this courtesy to Andrey Arshavin and his shirt. Taking into account how the Arsenal footballer was technically trained (and subsequently produced his own line of women’s clothing), his eye for the sartorial should be impeccable. Why, then, was he compelled to ply his dressmaking skills on a garment made with the same pattern and fabric used to upholster his butler’s on-site caravan?
We should be told.
Cesc Fabregas: Back On The Market?
Is this the face of a sad, single man?
Many of you have asked, and now we’re finally ready to address.
Cesc Fabregas and Carla Dona Garcia: are they or aren’t they?
That’s a loaded question, to say the least.
Weekend Results: Slip Ups & Shell-shocks
Did you hear what happened at the Emirates??! Image: Getty Image/Daylife.
They think it’s all over.
Well, it bloody isn’t and you lot would do well to sit back down and brace yourselves for next weekend. Kickettes, this could be messy…
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