A double FAIL for your delectation today, Kickettes. Please check your ovaries at the door in order to fully appreciate the beauty of this moment. Anyone failing to do so is likely to be overwhelmed with maternal instinct and thus ruin the perfect comedy of this clip.
So near. And yet soooooo far. Getty Images/Daylife)
Goalkeepers, eh? We love ‘em. Tall and furry with big hands, they fulfill almost every criteria on our perfect man checklist. And yet, unless they’re Joe Hart, Iker Casillas, Pepe Reina or Victor Valdes, the goalkeeper rarely gets his moment in the sun on Kickette. Let’s redress that balance now, shall we?
Misquoted or mistaken? Either way, evasive action will be necessary when the hairdryer approaches. (Getty Images/Daylife)
Remember last week, when Kiko Macheda was totally misquoted and apparently insulted team mate Wayne Rooney? You know how that turned out to be a complete and utter media fabrication in order to generate news and controversy where there was none?
Well, in light of this we will continue to be skeptical about any story involving an England NT member. But just in case Wayne was quoted correctly in today’s English newspapers, we’ll offer him a slot in our Fail Files. Tentatively.
Joachim Loew. What happened next? (AP Photo/Daylife)
As a new section available for your reading pleasure, the Kickette Fail Files will regularly provide examples of footy-world folk, who awkwardly find themselves incapable of performing everyday, mundane tasks.
Whether it’s a player, a manager, a WAG or even a commentator, you can be sure that we’ll be sharing any and all events occurring in football that we deem embarrassing enough to qualify.