Abigail Clancy (Peter Crouch), Christine Bleakley (Frank Lampard) and Louise Redknapp (Jamie Redknapp) turned out for the Children’s Champions event last week. Which WAG worked their beige best?

We’re going to say: not Abigail. Mumsy with a side of thigh high cut-away? That’s not a combination we look for in our WAG-wear, nor in life generally. Christine Bleakley looks too formal and full-length taupe, though pretty, can be a snoozefest. We’re giving our vote to Louise Redknapp (wearing Stella McCartney Resort 2010).

Your thoughts?

Cheryl Cole was spotted heading to Copenhagen today wearing a sequined Alice & Olivia top and paying tribute to recently-deceased designer Alexander McQueen by toting his Flapper Satchel bag. (Yes, it’s large enough to double as a second home for her potentially-displaced pups.)

Described as “a fabulous look,” this behemoth bag features a variety of pockets so that “everything has its place”. If by “everything” the Saks’ copy-writers meant “divorce papers,” then Chezza has the best break-up bag ever.