Images: FRANZISKA KRAUFMANN/AFP/GettyImages; ELVIS BARUKCIC/AFP/GettyImages.
Allow us to pre-empt today’s fash reportage with a disclaimer: plaid rhymes with mad, which is exactly how the pattern makes us feel. Because of this unwavering truth, we’re obviously hating on both of these looks hardcore. But, since it’s a slow news day, we must take what we’re given.
So people, which player in plaid do you prefer: Stuttgart’s latest signing, Tim Hoogland, or Italian NT/Juventus keeper, Gigi Buffon?
Idle threat: the day Tim wins this contest will be the day we start calling Ronaldinho attractive. And dear readers, you do not want that day to come in your lifetime.
Mrs. R. arriving at LAX for some, er, R&R with Mr. R. last night. Image via FameFlynet Pictures
Allow us to gush unashamedly for a bit.
Happy Humpday fellow pleasure seekers!
Sooo…good news (for those who are not named Cristiano Ronaldo or part of the Spanish NT)! Thanks to adidas football, we’re in Donetsk today to give you our exclusive take on the creative, crazy and creatively crazy fashion stylings from the streets and beyond. Flares will be thrown, the pitch will be invaded and the whole embarrassing scene starring ourselves will be broadcast for the world to witness.
So with that, the footy targets to stalk floor is now open. Submit ‘em when you can (for Ukraine and Poland) and we’ll do our best to provide you with all the photos and gossip your little Choos desire.
Images: Europa Press/Europa Press; Getty Images.
Two WAGs, one Topshop sweater.
Who wore it best: Sara “fall back, critics” Carbonero, or Lena “leisurely in love” Gercke?
Unfortunately a lopsided duel in our eyes but one to be had, nonetheless.