Interesting choices for Louise Redknapp and Coleen McLoughlin on the red carpet at this year’s Fashion Rocks in London.
Who does black dress/red carpet better?
Note: please refrain from any comments regarding Coleen’s dress aging her by two decades and/or the precarious bosom-perch of Louise’s Stella McCartney number.
Coleen McLoughlin hit the Chanel party/Aubaine restaurant in London yesterday evening.
Her fiance Wayne was elsewhere. You know where. The situation we’re not talking about.
Nice to see Coleen working the black mourning outfit and paying her respects to the dire and the heartbreak that is the England squad.
It is with great regret that we make this announcement:
We have run out of snark.
Our snark has left the building.
It refuses to work under certain employment conditions, and being expected to comment intelligently and coherently on this fashion decision is one of them.
It was the earnest taupe kneesocks that pushed us over the edge. The frills of whimsy at the top. That’s what did us in. We may never recover. Pray for us, dear Kickettes.
Alex Curran-Gerrard is on a major Upgrade with this recent look. Not even the tired weave of the dirty red pub carpet at the Pride of Britain awards is deterring from the chic. She looks authentically red-carpet glamazon, and rather gorge and American soap starlet-like.
Alex C-G, we upgrade you!
Wait, we spoke too soon…
Never one to be suppressed by good taste for long, the Downgrade reared its carb-chin head 24 hours later.
In particular, we draw your attention to Alex’s leopard-print carry case, skinny jeans with tucked in shirt and cropped jacket. It’s a wide variety of aggressively layered fashion heresy.
Becks is out of a job as head designer for the Spice Girls’ tour -it’s been confirmed officially that Roberto Cavalli is taking on the responsibility of kitting out the girl power. Judging by Cavalli’s recent form, we’re wondering if this is a major improvement over David, who at least would look hot in front of a sketch pad. The allocated budget for the wardrobe?