It’s almost as good as peace in the Middle East: Victoria Beckham and Naomi Campbell look set to end their warring ways and become BFF.
We’re wondering who Victoria’s closest friends actually are. We know she’s tight with her sister and Katie Holmes, but is the Jennifer Lopez BFF love on or off? Last we heard, Victoria was pissed that J didn’t show up to the big LA Beckham welcoming party and as a snub, didn’t go to Jennifer’s Sweetface catwalk show during New York Fashion Week.
Also, apparently last year Posh was overheard drunkenly discussing the size of J-Lo’s arse to her mates at Claridges. But then we also heard that Jennifer wants to tour with the Spice Girls because she loves them/Victoria (we believe that rumour to be absolute shite – how could Jenny from the block be second to anyone on a billing?)
But back to Naomi.
For several years the two have been in some sort of feud that allegedly started when Naomi asked Victoria why anyone would call her Posh. Victoria later called her a “massive cow”. And so begins the years of strife and bitterness, according to the tabs. That said, we do seem to remember a ‘make up’ sess a while back, with the pair holding hands at a fashion evenzzzzzzzzzz.
Naomi recently gone on record saying she would like Victoria to be at her Fashion For Relief show to aid victims of the recent flooding in the UK and has also been rocking sunnies from the DVB line every day all day. They must be mates again! Hurrah.
Alas, there is no event being held to aid the victims of those who witnessed Victoria Beckham’s dress inspired by bloated green Post-it notes (those rumours you’ve been hearing about Marc Jacobs’ losing his freaking mind? We’re thinking they’re true). Seriously, look at the facial expressions of the people in the background of these photos. Do they look like they’ll be recovering their vision anytime soon?
Side note: Don’t you lurve how David always opens the car door for V?
Victoria Beckham has recently been spotted at some of the NY Fashion Week shows.
What could have caused such a reaction at the Marc Jacobs’ catwalk? We’re thinking something truly offensive must have been on the runway, like a carb. Or possibly flat shoes.
Before you read any further, might be best to sit down. Perhaps you may want to call someone who can come and be with you during this difficult time.
It would appear Alex Curran is employed.
This is potentially devestating news, we know, but soldier on if poss. For one, this is still unconfirmed by anyone in the Curran-camp. Maybe it’s just a bad dream tabloid concoction. Also, the ‘working’ thing would be as the owner of a shop for designer baby clothes made by Armani and Dior. It is not as if she’s joining the Peace Corps or heading up the popcorn popper at the cinema.
Story has it that the competing shopkeepers in Liverpool are putting Alex on blast because they feel unable to keep up with her profile.
Some random, unidentified bitter shop-person:
“This has caused outrage among the other baby shops in Liverpool. She is married to the Liverpool captain, which practically makes her royalty here. Customers will want to buy in a shop she owns
Victoria Beckham’s fake ass is back on the scene and it’s looking most divine, we might add. Tiny, yes – but still rather pertly divine.
She’s not usually known for her junk in the trunk, so it’s good to see Mrs. B working the heck outta her denim whilst shopping. Imagine that, Victoria with a little bit o’ booty. Who knew.
Random: check out the Centurion card in her hand. Dear Kickettes, if you’ve yet to be in the presence of a Black Amex card, make it your life’s purpose to do so.
Do not be alarmed or notify the hairstylist in your speed dial, Coleen was fully conscious and sober when she made this coiffure choice of clips, pins and such.
Out working the crowds in Liverpool to promote her new fragrance, Coleen wore a nice smart-casual ensemble with (still too long) good jeans and minimal makeup.
The hair, however, is hurting. It looks like she’s on set for a late night hair infomercial ‘before’ shot hawking a new extension system that involves an endorsement by both Anne of Green Gables and hamster straw caging experts.
Can anyone shed some light on this style? Are we behind the times and this is a good look for a high media presence activity? Are we focussing on Coleen’s hair rather than her shoes, which quite possibly may need a separate post of their own?