Joe Cole’s fiancee Carly Zucker stumbled out of Cipriani’s last night after a few too many drinks at dinner with a friend.
Compared to many of the other WAG fashion choices, this outfit is a classier take on the shorts trend, but we can’t deal with the loafer style shoes.
In fact, we hate them and wish they would die. But otherwise, we’re good with this look.
Except for the jacket. And the shorts are a tad too high-waisted for us.
But that’s it. Really.
Alex Curran and BFF Kelly Ellison are hanging in St. Tropez.
As you can see, Alex is channeling the look of an off-their-meds pensioner at the bingo hall about to go buck wild when they win the £125 jackpot.
It’s Bananarama leisurewear with a twist of fug. No, a large serving of fug. A buffet-sized serving at that.
We must also mention that whilst Alex’s husband Steven Gerrard was out working the day job at the Liverpool/Aston Villa match, Alex was/is in St. Tropez shopping, sunning and getting (allegedly) chatted up by Calum Best.
Perhaps it’s time Stevie broke out that can of whoop ass we hope he’s got hiding in his spare footie boots. Isn’t part of the WAG day job to at least turn up to the games?
Show up, dress cute, get hammered. That’s all you’ve got to do.
Remember Victoria Beckham’s rather fabu number from Roland Mouret, worn for the big Beckham presentation in LA? You can now get a knock off of the dress at TopShop for £60. Named “The Victoria”, these bad boys are flying off the shelves, even though they look like they are made of the cheapest man-made fibres money can buy and could potentially cause you to break out in a polyester rash whilst attempting to rock the fierce. Link: Topshop Sells Victoria Inspired Dress
We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again, we love our readers. Case in point, the lovely Blair has set up a Facebook group specifically devoted to football’s wide range of thunder thighs. The inspiration? Our much loved, not-oft updated weekly (okay, more like monthly…ish) Thigh-Off competition. Please do drop by and join if you’re so inclined. Melanie Slade is a member.
Link: Footballers’ Thighs Appreciation Society
While in Canada, David Beckham and the LA Galaxy boys took in a baseball game with the Blue Jays and the Yankees.
Toronto baseball fans got to see more action from Becks than the footie fans who turned out for the Galaxy v Toronto FC game on Sunday; he threw out the first pitch for the Jays game.
Yes, he did it with hella more style than Victoria.
Toronto is a fabu city, and their sports fans are extremely dedicated/crazy, so the crowd went bananas when Beckham appeared.
Fashion notes: Whilst in Toronto, Becks also went shopping at Holt Renfrew (think Harvey Nicks, UK gals), but they had neither the aviator shades nor the vintage denim jeans he was after. Can you even begin to imagine the shame, and the amount of buyers that would be fired after David Beckham shows up to shop and boost your PR campaign into oblivion, and you cannot provide for his needs? Surely some minion should have been dispatched to a stock room to beat a pair of new jeans with a meat tenderizer and some bleach until they looked old for Becks’ sake.
UPDATE: Becks didn’t throw out the first pitch – but he was on the mound with team-mates Jazic, Harmse and Galaxy head coach Frank Yallop, Jazic threw out the ball.
Abigail Clancy is on a working vacay in Spain, shooting some new photos for her bikini calendar.
Is it just us, or doesn’t it seem like a million years ago that Abi was making the declaration that her ambition was to “marry a footballer, get pregnant and then shop and have fun for the rest of my life”?
The peak of our Abi-annoyance must have been shortly after that comment. Please, let us state for the record, shortly after that comment she began dating Peter Crouch. But surely that was a coincidence.
Or, perhaps it was when those scandalous photos of her in a Scarface-type powder situation were splashed across the tabloid front pages. For some reason, the Cricket fashion shows also rubbed us the wrong way too. But lately she’s keeping herself to herself and the lay-low works for us.
Danielle Lloyd? Yes, you over there in the slogan tee – take some notes.