Nothing says class like an orange animal print string bikini, a big ole thigh tatt of a treble clef and a champagne cocktail.
The hat’s kinda cute ‘tho.
Cheryl Cole is vacationing with hubby Ashley in Marbella. Obviously they were exhausted from all the lap dancing, fish ‘n chip eating and Lionel Richie heckling and had to make a quick getaway. On the way to the airport the two were seen having a heated argument – we’re going to go out on a limb and make the assumption that they were fighting over who got to wear the cute hat on vacay.
Frank Lampard (minus Elen), John Terry and the now Toni Terry, Louise and Jamie Redknapp
From this week’s OK! Magazine, here are a few selected pics from John Terry and Toni Poole’s wedding.
The fashion breakdown: Cheryl Cole wore Chloe, Coleen McLoughlin wore see-through Pucci, Carly Zucker wore Lanvin and Ralph Lauren, and bride Toni wore some sort of sequin beaded meringue confectioners ball gown by couturier Steven Hakes.
It has 12,000 beads and she accessorized with Jimmy Choo shoes. We initially thought we liked it, thought we admired Toni’s choice to wear gold on her wedding day. Gold accessorized with extensive amounts of plumage. Good on you, Toni, we thought.
But then the excitement of the moment wore off, we realized we had forgotten to put in our contacts this morning, and when we did, we saw the truth. And it was not good. But her choice was better than her husband wearing a goldenrod suit to his wedding, so there you have it.
Dress designer Hakes says: “Toni wanted something unique rather than traditional so it ended up being a very rock and roll dress.“
No, wait. We’ve changed our minds. The ‘rock and roll’ dress. Lionel Richie. The lap straddling lap dancing gyrations of the groom (see below). The insane OTT insanity of it all. We love it. Nice job, The Terrys. Who needs class when you’re this rich?
Thanks to the fabulous StevieJt at Miss Fairy Tale for scanning these photos until she couldn’t scan no ‘mo.
Here’s the first of many group shots to come of John Terry and his new wife, Toni Poole.
Our initial thoughts are mainly focussed on Cheryl Cole’s bouffant. We’re still making our minds up about Toni Poole’s dress.
Thanks for the pic, Jayelle!
Our inside sources/stalkers for the Weekend Wedding Extravagaza are still hungover/in prison/etc so full details of the WAG wedding fest will be forthcoming. For those not in the know, Steven Gerrard and handbag specialist Alex Curran, Michael Carrick and Lisa ‘is there vodka in this?‘ Roughead, Gary Neville and former shopgirl Emma Hadfield, and John Terry and the hardworking Toni Poole all got married this weekend.
Gary Neville and Emma Hadfield
A few tidbits on the Neville nuptials:
- David Beckham sent a video message to Gary and Emma
-Gary’s brother Phil forgot his suit and a mad scramble took place to get one from London’s Harvey Nichols.
-Wayne and Coleen hit the ceremony but made a break before the reception to head to Michael Carrick’s do.
-Emma’s dress was by Amanda Wakeley.
Michael Carrick and Lisa Roughead