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WTF Files: The Corset, The Gloves, The Etc

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Out of the infinite number of cute outfits that exist in this world, this ensemble of loveliness came out on top when Victoria Beckham collected her Glamour magazine Woman of The Year Award.

Our thoughts? Put on a bloody pair of trousers you ninny.  Or at least something that resembles the lower half of an outfit.  Surely this is a combination of random fashion trends that have come together to die a slow, painful and public death in an excruciating 80s meets biker non-chic half Madonna half pantsless cabaret singer way? Fingerless leather driving gloves? Really

Victoria can’t be entirely held to blame for this fiasco, she was under the guise and stylings of Karl Lagerfeld, who hasn’t eaten anything since 1986 and obviously can’t be trusted.

Or, perhaps Victoria is still recovering after showing up at the MTV Awards on the weekend in a pleather/leather zebra print concoction wearing the same Christian Louboutin shoes as Cameron Diaz.  You know that had to hurt, right?

Note Victoria’s particularly vice-like grip on Cameron’s pity fingers in the photos below.

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Style Files: Alex Curran

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High waisted demin flares: fashion do or fashion hell-don’t?

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The Eat Something Files: Victoria Beckham

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Victoria, we love the ostentatiousness of rocking a Tiffany blue Chanel jacket over a spandex ensemble of bone hugging leggings and PVC corset belt. We do.

We love that you are actually wearing spandex in public, without a sweatshirt tied around your waist to hide your ass from the general pubic.  Very admirable.

The shoes are the hotness.  As is the lemon-sized rock on the finger.

But here’s the thing – if your non-hidden ass is so bony you could cut glass with it, the time may have come to eat a carb or two.

We recommend a big bacon butty and some chips. With lots of mayo. And a side of more bacon.  And some eggs benedict.  A hot chocolate with marshmallows. Etc.

Quote of the Day: Victoria Beckham on LA Property

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“A lot of the houses I looked at were really garish – lots of gold, all very Versace. Believe it or not David and I do have good taste. I like everything to be simple and plain.”

We’re going to hazard a wild guess that of all people you don’t want to make enemies with, it’s Donatella Versace. She’ll slap the fake tan off you faster than you can say ‘St. Tropez spray’.

WTF Files: Coleen’s New Doo

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It’s being labeled as the “Northern Chavvy” by hairstylists in London not too keen on Coleen McLoughlin’s new Skunktail Statement for hair.

Upon exiting her local hair salon in Liverpool, Coleen discovered she’d been given a parking ticket.

Insert your own ‘it was a ticket for fashion crimes against humanity’ line here.

Side Note: Anyone else heard about the nickname given to Coleen’s loyal crew of hangers-on in cheap dresses?  “The Ugly Sisters”  Ouch.