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Victoria Beckham has denied that she has an eating disorder. She explains in a BBC interview that she just has a very “controlled” way of eating which is why she remains so slim. (“Control” mentioned in the same sentence as eating seems worrying, but we can’t write anything further about food due to the large turkey carcass still festering on the kitchen counter and making us feel gross).

Oh, she’s also denying the recent reports that she’ll star in a film for Tom Cruise: (“I can’t act to save my life”), went skating with Geri Halliwell but didn’t actually skate, and is scared that her high waisted jeans will kill her.

We’re so proud our years of college have paid off writing such compelling copy as “high waisted jeans will kill her”.

Link: Victoria Beckham Jeans Fear
Link: Victoria’s Body Result of Eating
Link: Geri’s Day Out With Posh

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WAG watch: Cheryl Cole

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photo: keystone

Trucker hat that hasn’t been in style since 1998: check.

Wait – trucker hat with gold lame/camo swirl detailing that was never in style: check.

Louis V bag: check.

Requisite skinny jeans with small machine-made rip for hip, street factor: check.

Candy cane striped socks that have nothing to do with this outfit, or any outfit anyone in the entire free world owns: check.

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fantasy abbey

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Her fly may be down and her shirt half tucked in, but Abbey C has just been named as the number one woman in a fantasy poll.  As in, “who do you fantasize about when making love to your partner” poll.

First of all, wtf is up with this retarded poll?

And do you notice that after reading the word “poll” three times, it starts to look a little weird?

So, Abbey was named the top fantasy girl, followed by Cheryl Cole in the second place spot.

We’d like to see the dudes they interviewed for this thing. Actually, on second thought, maybe not so much.

Link: Cowell is Girls Sex Swap Idol

WAG watch: VB does LA, etc

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Victoria has been house hunting in LA and all french manicured fingers look like they’re pointing at a move to Cali for the Beckhams. Could David really be ready to let go of his (sputtering) career? He’s apparently told his boss at Real Madrid he’s willing to play any position just to get out on the pitch.

We can think of a few positions for him to play. (ba-dum, dum)

But really, whether David does go to play for the LA Galaxy or not, the shine is wearing off of his golden balls. Wow, we never thought we’d say that.

So, back to Victoria. While in LA she also went shopping at Kitson (West Hollywood’s much loved department store), had lunch with Katie (at the Sunset Marquis hotel), and wore a librarian outfit that we hated.

However, she did look absolutely banging when shopping at Marc Jacobs – redeeming the style points completely lost over her previous fashion faux.

Peep toe Louboutins? *sigh* VB, you have stolen our (imagined) life. And for this, we love/hate you.

* UPDATE Victoria B is in LA to do a “top secret” photo shoot for a big magazine (Vanity Fair??) Could work very nicely as part of the US reveal when she and David make their announcement… Y’all are reading her blog, right?*

Link: Victoria Beckham’s US House Hunt

Audrey Hepburn’s black cocktail dress from classic film Breakfast At Tiffany’s was sold at auction for

WAG Watch: Alex Curran


Photo: bigpicturesphoto.com.

It’s a slow news day, so work with us people.

Alex has just left WAG staple boutique, Cricket, with her daughter, Lily-Ella, after returning several bags of clothing and picking up some new stuff.

Makes you wonder if a lot of the shopping she does is actually “borrowing”. Lord knows the Liverpool footy gals have put that shop on the map, so maybe they lend her the odd pair of trousers from time to time. Stranger things have happened.

Seriously though, we have no idea. We’re trying to make something out of nothing.

Alex also got a parking ticket. Wow… she says she’s just like a “regular mum”, and now we have proof. Plus, most mums we know wear hats like that when they hit the local shops too.

We said it was a slow news day, right?