So, we go away for one week, just one tiny week, and we miss this?
We’re not even gonna go there with Mrs. B. We’re not even gonna talk about her situ.
As for you, David? We love you, you know that we do.
But we are only human.
If you cut us, do we not bleed? If the wind blows, does it not mess up our hair?
If you dress in a reindeer/horse sweater that ties at the waist, it bleeds and blows, D. It bleeds and blows.
photo: WENN
Frank Lampard and Elen Rives leaving Nobo’s in London. In a shocking move, Ms. Rives appears rather classy, not assy.
Victoria Beckham is in London this week promoting her new book, That Extra ya ya ya, you already know, we’ve mentioned it a million times.
At Selfridges, V met with all 3,000 fans who turned up to get their books signed.
She visited Oxfam in Notting Hill, purchasing a polka dot dress for
American designer Tommy Hilfiger held a launch party for the opening of his flagship shop in Paris, and wouldn’t ya know it, the fabulous Mr. Henry showed up and stole the show.
Looking dapper in a pinstripe suit, Theirry dropped a little insider info: he’s going to be working with the Hilf for a project in the future. What that project might be, we have no clue. We’re guessing something with an accent. And possibly a Renault.
The launch was full of A-List-ish types, from Lenny Kravitz, Lindsay Lohan, Kate Bosworth and Virginie Ledoyen (pictured with T, above).
photo by Stephanie Feugere
As women in love with football players, their lifestyles of excess and thighs like thunder, we have to put up with the odd bit of shite from those who :
- ask us to write about something other than David Beckham
- suggest that we get a “real” job
- tell us to stop being mean to ugly people
Luckily, we can handle that. We’re strong and we’re shallow.
What we do have trouble dealing with is the suggestion by fashion designers that we should aspire to have a waist the size of a football. High end designer Nicole Miller plans on introducing a new sub-zero size of clothing, with the circumference of “a soccer ball”.
It’s no coincidence that WAG supreme, Victoria Beckham, has this waist size. Start re-thinking your food choices ladies. We suggest not eating anything ever again.
Link: Those Zeros Keep Adding Up
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