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Ballon d’Or 2012: Where Is The Love?

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It’s right here, with Zinedine Zidane and Pele. Image: FABRICE COFFRINI/AFP/Getty Images.

Lionel Messi took home the coveted FIFA Ballon d’Or trophy Monday evening, staving off tough competition from Barcelona teammate, Xavi Hernandez, and Real Madrid rival, Cristiano Ronaldo (who was a no-show since his squad is set to do battle with Malaga in the Copa Del Ray today). As we raise our mugs of tea in a congratulatory salute to the talismanic mini-man, we’d also like to divert your attention to the real news at hand here:

There was a whole ‘lotta fashion uglyitis going on in Zurich last night. It was, perhaps, the craziest parade of clothes and coifs we’ve ever seen at a football awards gala.

We loathe ourselves every time we have something negative to say about somebody, but we’ve got a few things to get off our perky chests. We suspect the disagreeable gauntlet is ahead of us, so here goes nothing.

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Barcelona ‘Ballers & WAGs: What Does Their Airport Arrival Attire Say About You?

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When it comes to flying first class in casual clothes, there were three distinct themes that a few Barcelona ‘ballers and their WAGs abided by during the all important procession in front of the paps this morning.

Options for you to pick from are below, with the question being: which of these couples’ looks best describes your own airport arrival style? Don’t forget, Kickettes, about the many perks (booze, food and beds) that come with the first class cabin’s territory. You should probably take these into consideration before choosing wisely.

A) Loose Layers For The Free Lunches With The Lady Leading The Way – Cristina & Pep Guardiola

B) Patterns, Patterns & More Pilot-Distracting Patterns! – Shakira & Gerard Pique

C) Spandex, Sneaker Heels & Stern Looks For Security: Leo Messi & Antonella Roccuzzo

David Beckham Bodywear: Hot Or Not? – UPDATED

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Image: H&M.

UPDATE: If your opinions need swaying, check out the latest pics of DB that the demi-god posted on his Facebook page for the world to steal.

Kickettes, which state of commercial undress do you prefer to see from David Beckham?

A) Supremely shaped and styled in H&M boxer briefs (above).

B) Hairless with his hammies hanging out for Armani.

Kickette Catch Up: Your Holiday Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

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Bojan Krkic was all but mauled by a Kickette Soldier girl at his book signing last week.

We’re beyond proud.

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Kickette 2011 Rear End Review: The Good, The Bad & The Really Bad In WAG Fashion

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L-R: Sara Carbonero in Alaia, Sylvie van der Vaart in Georgio Armani, Irina Shayk in Alexander Wang. All images via Getty.

2011 was the first full year of life for our Kickette baby, The Style Files, and it’s been quite a year for WAG fashion. We brought you loads of exclusive fashion spots, shared unsolicited opinions on fashion weeks near and far and tried to use our brain power to figure out just how many black fur coats Alex Gerrard owns.

Answer: we still don’t know.

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WAG & Bag Watch: Yolanda Ruiz

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Modelled by Pepe Reina’s wife, we give you the Saffiano Lux Double-Zip Tote Bag by Prada. Nummy, yes?

Her bag – not her husband, Kickettes.

And it’s a steal at just 1,250 quid ($1,960)!

Family Style-Off: The Lampards vs. The Redknapps

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Yes, we know we’re testing you by referring to them as The Lampards prematurely, but close enough, right?

Surely the Lampards and Redknapps will be getting enough of each other over the looming festive period so what’s one more event? The cousins and their ladies attended the Sun Military Awards at the Imperial War Museum in London last night. We hope they figured out who’s bringing the Yorkshire puddings to the family Christmas dinner or it could get awkward on the 25th.

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Levante UD: Runway Ready

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Watching hot ‘ballers slowly stroll down a makeshift runway requires little to no energy or the ability to think thoughts. Perfect. Video via Levante UD.