
They’re hot, in love and sans various articles of clothing in the September issue of Vanity Fair Italia.
Oh, and Melissa is the proud new owner of a 1.8 carat, F colour Damiani solitaire. You read that right: Kevin-Prince liked it so much he put a modestly sized ring on it. K-PB was recently promoted to the F5 by yours truly, a decision we’re beginning to regret in light of Mr B’s lacklustre ring buying skillz.
Congrats to the happily nude couple!

Image: CC’s Twitter.
Footballers’ wives have always known babies make great designer accessories. Not as good as a Birkin handbag, mind you, but fairly decent nonetheless.
Normally we think babies should be kept to their more common uses as snuggly vomiting cuddle monsters, but Caroline and Isabella’s coordinating outfits are tres cute.
Smart, Mrs Kakà. Shopping for two gives you a more legitimate reason to spend double the amount of money at Gucci.

Google Translate has provided us with some gems over the years. Calling Yulia Voronin’s leopard jumpsuit of infamy a “stupid tiger costume” is certainly our favorite, but one that resulted from a description of Sylvie van der Vaart’s dress above make us chuckle just as much: Purple Mullet. It’s not inaccurate.
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Here’s Raffaella Fico runway modelling in a bikini at a Milan Fashion Week show over the weekend.
Not sure about you Kickettes, but by this stage of pregnancy (ie, more than 1 hour, ie six months deep), isn’t it the law that one should be on the white suede chaise lounge being fed grapes and a wide assortment of bonbons whilst a random shirtless man turns the pages of Vogue for you to read?
We’re quite certain the only acceptable line of work at this stage is shopping, yes?
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