Nagore, while we admire your exceptional pins of tanned and toned glory, we are not down with the fringed Bedazzler pyjama party look you were rocking last night in Madrid. Better luck next time. Now go see your husband. He’s been looking way too hot to be left on his own for long.
As for you, Victoria, we get it. Orange. It’s back. It’s fabulous. So are you and your fishtail braid. We get it, but it doesn’t mean we like it.
Over to you, Kickettes.
Images: KCKRS, Tumblr.
We look forward to seeing more photos from Dirk Kuyt’s feature in Fenerbahce’s magazine so that the inevitable speculation about his attendance at Liverpool’s annual fancy dress Christmas party can begin in earnest.
Louise Redknapp has started her own beauty range called Wild About Beauty, which is ironic since we felt the opposite of wild about her hair and makeup at last night’s GQ Awards. Her dress, meanwhile, is a whole ‘nother story that our Style Files is better adept at addressing.
{Red Magazine, Style.Kickette}
Christian Vieri’s mobile was spied on by Inter Milan back in ’06, but it was only this past Monday that he was awarded €1 million in damages. The now retired footballer’s legal team argued that when details of the alleged spying became public six years ago, it damaged his playing career by causing him undue stress.
{Fox Sports}
READ MORE
Archie O’Hara is not impressed. Images: Chelsea Magazine, Getty Images.
Can any of our trusted readers *puhlease* figure this shiznit out with the scissor gods since it’s clear Fernando Torres is incapable of handling things himself? His face is oh so purrty, yet his hair is oh so clinically depressing.
And while you’re at it, can you also figure out why he’s decided to experiment with Olalla’s tinted bronzer all of a sudden?
Godspeed, Kickettes. This one’s for all the marbles.
Images: X17Online.
In case you missed it – and how could you? – Victoria Beckham went out in public wearing a tracksuit (probably made of the finest cashmere, but whatever) and neon trainers (heel height in inches: zero) over the weekend.
Kickettes, you know that old saying, “the wheels are coming off”?
Well, if they weren’t already goners, they certainly are now.
Somewhere beyond the grave, the Mayans are laughing their calendar-rich asses off.
Share