Images: Canal + Sport.
In the must-see documentary of the year, Yoann Gourcuff wades in a pool in between showing off his side profile prowess.
Yes, that actually happened and yes, it was all caught on camera in last month’s Intérieur Sport TV interview (download here).
All of it is rather amazing, Kickettes. Especially these still shots reader Annie sent us.
We might even frame these, that’s how much we lust them.
There comes a time when reality gets territorial over your shameful lust for a particular ‘baller. In a universe made up of constant media coverage, diamante-clad hissy fits and skanks that lay in wait, somethings bound to give.
But when its his professional skillz that start to slip, the effects on your libido-ettes can be devastating. Truly.
A shortlist of suggestions for working through the differences that stand in the way of you and your current object of affection – which is one of the numerous services we aim to regularly provide for our beloved readers.
The referee wasn’t the only one to disbelieve the weather reports in Warsaw. Image: Michael Regan/Getty Images Europe.
Just to confirm, we weren’t in charge at the Polish National Stadium last night, we weren’t responsible for rendering the retractable roof inoperable and that wasn’t one of our man slaves in a ref costume bumbling about pointlessly in the resulting swamp.
Although you would be forgiven for thinking it was, given the level of incompetence on display.
Image: © epa.
As we know, WAGs aren’t the only ones to push the fashion limits of acceptability – the players often like to do a little creative styling whilst in a public arena too.
But that hair? It’s just wrong.
And highly uncalled for.
A note of well wishes before we begin: Francesco Totti turned 36 last week. The patron saint of Speedos is a Libra: “Librans can be surprisingly energetic, though it is true that they dislike coarse, dirty work.”
Well that’s a shame. Happy belated though!