Time for us to add another name to our treatment table queue, Kickettes: Monsieur Gourcuff.
Kickettes, we’re not sure how to tell you this, but if you stopped paying attention to Thierry Henry after he left European club football in 2010 to play for the MLS, you messed up.
Though if there ever was a perfect time to cash in those redemption vouchers, it would be now.
Today’s soapbox speech is brought to you by the number four.
1. A bit of BG: originally the France international colleagues had only been formally accused. But as of yesterday, the duo was formally charged with soliciting a minor for sex. Franck has already admitted to having sex with the prosti, while Karim vaguely responded to Miss Dehar’s story by saying he was “not affected” by it or her claims. Not confirmed – yet – but will surely come out sooner or later is whether either player knew that Zahia was 16-years-old at the time of their respective romps.
Beware: really, wowser-y, X-rated photos are safely tucked away in this photo gallery if you’re so inclined.
Also: this explicit video (on a NSFW site) of the new Arsenal footballer (hubba hubba oh right!) is like a thousand Christmas mornings.