'France' Category

Crocked: Yoann Gourcuff

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Images: OLWeb.

Time for us to add another name to our treatment table queue, Kickettes: Monsieur Gourcuff.

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Thierry Henry: A New Way Of Life

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France World Cup

Is this man still hella good looking and insanely attractive? I think we all know the answer to that question. Image via EQ.

Kickettes, we’re not sure how to tell you this, but if you stopped paying attention to Thierry Henry after he left European club football in 2010 to play for the MLS, you messed up.

Though if there ever was a perfect time to cash in those redemption vouchers, it would be now.

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Franck Ribery & Karim Benzema: See You In Court!

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What nicely manicured, green shrubbery Clairefontaine, France has. Image taken: 13.08.2012.

Today’s soapbox speech is brought to you by the number four.

1. A bit of BG: originally the France international colleagues had only been formally accused. But as of yesterday, the duo was formally charged with soliciting a minor for sex. Franck has already admitted to having sex with the prosti, while Karim vaguely responded to Miss Dehar’s story by saying he was “not affected” by it or her claims. Not confirmed – yet – but will surely come out sooner or later is whether either player knew that Zahia was 16-years-old at the time of their respective romps.

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Yoann Gourcuff: Face To Face, Finally

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Image: Jordan Beard for A Football Report.

The story of this weekend goes to us meeting Yoann Gourcuff, a day everyone at Kickette had been hoping, praying and taking bets for.

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Olivier Giroud: Has No Naked Shame

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UPDATE 1: These pics are old, as @SianMacalarny pointed out to us. Whatever. They’re still glorious. UPDATE 2: These pics crashed our servers (so maybe they’re new to others as well), but we’re good as gold now. If problems persist for you, drop us a line.

Your eyes are about to become the widest they’ve ever been, Kickettes. That bum in the background right there? Belongs to one of our finest five members, Olivier Giroud.

Beware: really, wowser-y, X-rated photos are safely tucked away in this photo gallery if you’re so inclined.

Also: this explicit video (on a NSFW site) of the new Arsenal footballer (hubba hubba oh right!) is like a thousand Christmas mornings.

Yoann must be so jelly right now while Mario Gotze and Michael Dawson, relieved.