'France' Category

French Kissing: Olivier Giroud & Mathieu Debuchy

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Romance was in the air during Wednesday’s France vs Germany friendly alright. Hey guys, how about a menage a trois? Oui? Image via A cause des Garcons.

Midweek Results: Unusual Sightings

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A great goalkeeper who’s also useful in a crisis. Oh Joey, as if we didn’t love you enough already.

This post contains some scenes you may find disturbing.

A lot of them involve hair.

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Philippe Mexes: Shielding Himself With Cinder Blocks

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Image: REUTERS/Charles Platiau.

We’re aware that our reputation precedes us at press conferences, there’s no need to take your precautionary measures this far, Philippe. We know you’re there, we can see you hiding behind that wall.

And we’re coming for your piggies.

Franck Ribéry & Karim Benzema’s Prostitute Debuts Her Own Line Of Lingerie

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Image: Lexpress.fr.

Today’s fashion and design news – presented in order of our excitement levels.

Meh: The French prostitute at the centre of the French NT scandal involving Franck Ribery and Karim Benzema debuted her own line of lingerie at Paris Couture Fashion Week today.

Things Are Getting Interesting: Zahia Dehar’s lookbook was shot by none other than Karl Lagerfeld himself, which is a vast improvement from her Ed Hardy days.

Sh*t Just Got Real: It’s Girl Scout cookie season and we just placed our annual orders for Samoas and Thin Mints.

Dressed At Gunpoint: Bafetimbi Gomis, Lyon

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The puffy jacket. The slightly askew Yankees cap. The denim nappy. We hope this guy was dressed at gunpoint. Image via Bafe’s facebook page.

If you’re going to post images of yourself on popular social networking sites, it’s best you don’t accompany each picture with the caption ‘Look Of The Day‘. This just encourages people with nothing better to do to mock you, even if they think you’re quite cool and may even fancy you a bit.

Sorry, Bafe, but it’s best you learn this about us now so you’re not disappointed when, after we begin dating, we steal all your clothes and burn them.

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