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Bleakley’s been absent lately, yes? Or maybe we just forgot to pay attention to her. Anywho, the future Mrs. Frank Lampard attended two black tie events over the weekend and stuck to a winning fashion formula: Lace dress + clutch bag + updo = win. Fair play.
Images: Shaun Botterill/Getty Images.
If you are a lonely, misunderstood type like Frank, you’ll be wanting a full rundown of the Champions League fixtures with which to fill the void that is your evening too.
Sadly, we don’t supply that kind of complicated information here today, so why don’t you give us your take for a change?
Christine Bleakley joined a shortlist of footballers’ partners who reject their WAG titles by claiming to be “fiercely independent” in an interview with The Mail on Sunday’s Live Magazine. If you’ve not read the whole thing, allow us to sum it up.
We like a man who knows how to prioritise. Image: Laurence Griffiths/Getty Images.
A staggered start to the European league season, plus the end of the Olympics and the Community Shield all taking place on the same weekend is only going to result in confusion, typos, bickering and glaring errors in the copy, Kickettes.
Image: The Mirror.
Sorry we’ve been slow on the gossip cheat sheet uptake lately, Kickettes. We truly have no excuse.
But we will provide one example of the type of day we’ve been having: this morning on the tube, we saw a delectable Nemanja Vidic-type lookalike. When he stood up to get off, he swung his backpack up over his shoulder, causing his shirt to ride up, and we were gifted a flash of finely toned abs. You know how we feel about ab-flashes, yes?
But then, as he was waiting for the doors to open, he reached up seductively… and smelt his fingers.
So, yeah. We’re still dealing with that.