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Lazy Links & Randoms


Before we kick off the weekend ritual of dressing up, going out and leaving our handbags in random bars, we thought we’d give you the skinny on the latest footy news. Aren’t we just lovely?

First up, raise a glass to Chelsea’s Didier Drogba who celebrated his 32nd birthday yesterday, and also won the title of African Footballer of the Year. He’s also good with numbers. FYI, Didi was born in 1978, the Chinese year of the horse. In totally unrelated news, here’s a photo. Ahem.

Continuing our recently developing and entirely undesirable theme of the aesthetically challenging ‘baller, we are amused to report that Hull City’s Phil Brown has been forced to apologise to a group of pensioners after they witnessed a fight between his players during training. It’s unclear whether the ladies were upset about the fighting or caught a glimpse of Jimmy Bullard.

The Ramos Nipple Tweak ™ went down a storm last week and we are pleased, nay thrilled, to offer these further images. There’s cheek. Ramos cheek. Seriously.

To celebrate Mother’s Day (yes, we only just remembered too), the Daily Mirror has put together a list of Football’s Ten Most Important Mothers. If your mascara doesn’t do the slidey slide when you watch the montage of clips featuring Frankie Lampard & late mum Pat, you are inhuman. *Sniffle.*

Sadly, it looks like the real reason Cristiano Ronaldo canceled Thursday’s Socceraid pro event has come to light: the death of his cousin, Amílcar Miguel Dos Santos Fernandes, who was killed in a car accident. Our deepest condolences to the family.

Hold Me: Frank Lampard and Salomon Kalou