Missing In Euro 2012 Action: Yoann Gourcuff & Frank Lampard
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Eight days of us lying in waiting to go ’till the Euros commence and yet the hotties are dropping like flies.
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Chelsea FC: Turning The Air Blue
This was how we looked after the game, too. Only instead of a medal, we had shot glasses on our foreheads.
Wahey the Chelsea!
The Champions League final has been twelve months in the planning. For the last couple of weeks, there’s been talk of little else in the footballing world.
Which is why, instead of forcing the celebrations into an ill-advised second day, Kickette will be launching an enquiry into how our staffers managed to arrive at the pub late, failed to get a seat, drank too much to compensate and then collapsed on 64 mins.
Luckily, fate stepped in and applied a strategic tech fail. This is the only reason we still have our dreamy jobs.
FA Cup 2012: The Afters
Chelsea won the FA Cup final 2 -1 over Liverpool on Saturday. Well done lads.
Now let’s get to what we do have the authority to speak on: footballers’ party habits.
Product Shill: Chelsea FC 2012/13 Kit Launch
Everyone keeps telling us that this video was made to launch Chelsea’s exciting new adidas home strip, which goes on sale on 10th May.
Honestly? We cannot fathom how anybody is supposed to concentrate on a bit of gold piping when this lot are posing their little hearts out.
And they say women are difficult to understand.
Lazy Links & Randoms
We injured ourselves yawning this morning, which means that despite a fantastic name and an idiot-proof promise, we won’t be trying the anti-spill beer contraption anytime soon.
Related product shill shiznit: Shayk stripped off for flip flops, Florent Malouda rolled deep to a game of Red Rover, Guti’s girl Romina was hired by Herbal Essences and Cesc drove a PUMA-donated Ferrari to practice (while shooting a commercial, there’s a Formula 1 tie-in there somewhere).
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