Yeah, that strange, high pitched keening noise you can hear, Mikey, is the sound of several thousand Kickette soldier boys and girls politely requesting that you remove your base layers. Crack on. Image: PATRIK STOLLARZ/AFP/Getty Images.
It’s part two of our Champions League results round-up. This edition was brought to you with half a gallon of filter coffee, two slices of slightly stale ginger cake we found in the kitchen and the faint hope that Friday will have magically morphed into Saturday when we wake up tomorrow.
How’s your day looking?
- Victor Ulloa (above in the yellow keeper shirt) made our sh*t list after he publicly lashed out at a female referee saying, ‘Women exist to cook and serve men, not to get involved in soccer’. Oh son, you obviously do not know who you are messing with!
- Frank Lampard doesn’t cry, we just discovered. Rather, he gets a ‘little bit dewy’. Don’t we all, honey buns.
- Have you seen the longest-ever headed goal yet? Norway’s footballers are really stepping up their fame game lately.
How could you, Frank? After all we’ve been through? Apparently, Michael feels that his ‘special’ relationship with Chelsea deserves better than a 2-0 defeat. Image: Getty Images/Daylife.
A few choice moments from the latest Champions League fixtures for your perusal, Kickettes.
Lead image taken 30.08.2011. Below image taken 12.07.2011.
This is another pathetic attempt of ours – thinly veiled as a ‘newsworthy’ post that’s ‘timely’ and ‘relevant’ – at getting a better, more magnified look at an English WAG’s engagement ring.
Soz. We couldn’t help ourselves.
Well hello there, Frank. It’s been a while.