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Language Lunacy: A Kickette Interactive Game

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We haven’t asked, but we doubt Ryan will be thrilled to find his name is being used as a parent deterrent. Images: Getty Images/Daylife, Reuters/Daylife

Our long-term aim to ruin our language by forcing the Oxford English Dictionary to accept terms like short-tent in their weighty tome is newly invigorated, Kickettes! And by none other than Christine Bleakley’s mum! Yes, Mina did her bit for the proposed collapse of coherant communication when she made a statement this week that she is pleased her daughter will be marrying Frank Lampard because ‘he’s no Giggs’.

This got us thinking.

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Kickette Catch Up: Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

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WAG hurt in car crashSaturday

- Sadly, we learned that Stephen Ireland’s longtime girlfriend, Jessica Lawlor, sustained major injuries in a car crash that occurred midweek last week. The 25-year-old Mum was supposedly riding shot gun in her friend’s Audi before the luxe car crashed into a tree. Although she was initially treated and discharged with a clean bill of health, she returned to the hospital two days later due to suspected internal bleeding and/or organ damage. We hear she’s healing nicely, but we’re sending our thoughts & warmest get-well-soon wishes to Jess & fam anyway.

- David Beckham proved the power a top shelf bootay can have over our purchasing habits.

- Crystal Palace’s James Vaughn (on loan from Everton, mind you) got fiesty with a wall over the weekend. Can’t we all just get along?

 

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Champions League Results, Pt I: Sadness, Squeezing & Scary Shoes

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Lampsy needs a hug, Kickettes. No pushey-shovey as you form an orderly queue, please. Image: Getty Images/Daylife.

We think this is what they call ‘the sharp end’ – that time of the season when one bad decision, one slip or one moment of genius could be the difference between eternal glory and agonising heartbreak for players and fans alike.

Our waistlines absolutely love this time of year.

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Christine Bleakley: Managing Her Mane In The Rain

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Daybreak breakfast show presenter/Frank Lampard’s girlfriend, Christine Bleakley, tried keeping her fabulous fringe from fraying off-kilter as she left the ITV studios yesterday, 31st March 2011. Don’t worry, Bleaks, there’s nothing that a good dry shampoo can’t shake.

Christine Bleakley: We’re Fans Of Her Fringe

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Image: Stuart Wilson/Getty Images Europe.

Botox and blindingly bright teeth jokes aside, we’ve fallen fast for Christine Bleakley’s full-on fringe bangs. While not entirely a new phenomenon – she used to style her part in a side-sweeping manner – we felt there’s no better time than the present to tell you how much we’re diggin’ her lively layers.

Question is, Kickettes, how do you think Bleakley’s hair measures up to Coleen Rooney’s face-framing pieces from ’09?

Also – we need her Burberry trench in our closet collections. Like, yesterday.