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Midweek Results: A Sheer Thing

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We don’t mean to alarm anyone, but those shorts Xabi is wearing appear to be almost see-through. Be still, our pounding libidos. Image: Getty Images.

Where would you be without Kickette’s eclectic reporting of this week’s friendly internationals and Euro 2012 qualifiers? Fully conversant with the subject matter, that’s where. And who the hell wants that?

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Mats Hummels: Bedhead Bemusement

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Despite breaking all of our rules regarding overuse of product and/or not combing one’s hair after sleeping on it for fifteen hours, Mats Hummels is still causing us the occasional loin spasm. Weird, huh? DIETER NAGL/AFP/Getty Images.

Weekend Results: International Idling

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We couldn’t have put it better ourselves, Joey. Image: Reuters/Daylife.

We think at this point we’re supposed to offer you a comprehensive write up of all the International and Euro 2012 Qualifying fixtures that FIFA saw fit to throw at us this weekend, but running with the crowd is tough when caught in the thrall of the fashion world’s current predilection for towering heels.

Hence why we’re going to take a metaphorical sit down on the kerb for a breather and a juicebox while you review the things that caught our attention this weekend.

They may or may not include your team’s results and photos of hot players naked.

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Hot WAG On Holiday: Sarah Brandner

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We’ve only got two things to say in regards to German model Sarah Brandner’s hot bikini bod frolicking in and around the Atlantic Ocean/Miami Beach:

1. We’re jealous.

2. But not jealous enough to lift our ban on all summer diets that severely restrict our alcoholic intake.

PS – although Schweini’s toe was seen wrapped in gauze on land, he (and it) were well enough to take a dip in the water with Sarah later in the day.

German MNT & WNT: Shirt Swappin’

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There is so much awesome in this advertisement, it hurts. Don’t believe us? Skip to 0.27 and give life to your fantasy about catching Manuel Neuer with his hand in the cookie jar. via tv.dfb.de