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Pitter Patter: Philipp & Claudia Lahm Welcome A Son

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New ‘baller bubba alert Kickettes – Philipp Lahm became a father for the first time today!

He and his wife of two years, Claudia, welcomed a healthy little boy late this afternoon in Germany. The name Julian is currently being floated around online as the newborn’s possible moniker, but neither of the proud parents have confirmed any of those details yet. Mum & baby are reportedly doing well and that’s all we know of the situ at this time.

Congratulations to both the sleeping and the non-sleeping members of the Lahm household!

Image: Bernd Feil/WENN.

Shovies & Ouchies: Christian Fischer & Fernando Torres

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Image: AP Photos.

Getting injured on the job is never fun. In some cases, a minor bump, scratch or hanged nail can turn into a disaster of epic proportions.

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Mario Gomez: Doing ‘A Götze’

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Image via tumblr. H/T to JenC!

You think this is the second best view of a German player’s junk you’ve had this week? It’s nothing compared to the one the owner of that floating head has.

For more Kickette perversions of the English language, please revisit our Language Lunacy post from June last year. Happy days!

The Midweek Mmm: Mats Hummels, Germany

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Image: Alex Grimm/Getty Images.

Germany NT: Trouble On The Tarmac

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Image: REUTERS/Thomas Bohlen.

There are so many fashion fails in this photo of the German NT et al arriving back in Frankfurt, we can barely lift our glasses for a refreshing drop of Tequila. Got a fave amongst Lena Gercke’s sneaker/tights combo, Sami’s hat or the luggage’s heinous colour scheme?

Please? So we don’t have to?